Software ke phool

by Suhas on May 14, 2005, 07:01:35 AM
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Guru Dutt is reborn and setup a Software firm.
He makes a film, called "Software ke phool"
Sahir sahab likewise revises his old song for the new venture.

It goes like;

yeh documents, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ki dushman, cursor ki duniya,
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya
yeh product agar ban bi jaye tho kya hai?

yahan ek khilano hai programmer ki hasti,
yeh basti hai murda bug-fixer ki basti,
yahaan per tho raises hai, inflation ki sasti,
yeh review agar ho bi jaye tho kya hai?

har ek keyboard gayal, har ek login pyaasi,
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi,
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bi jaye tho kya hai?

jalaa do ise, phoonk dalo yeh monitor mere saamne se
hataa daalo yeh modem tumara hai tumhi sambhalo,
yeh computer yeh product agar chal bi jaye tho kya hai?   (NM)
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«Reply #1 on: May 14, 2005, 07:21:45 AM »
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wah kya likha he !!!!!!!!!!!!!  veri good !!!!!!!!!! !  :D  :D  :D  :D
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MøÐëRñ ÐëvDå$
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«Reply #2 on: May 14, 2005, 07:25:48 AM »
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heard it before many times but still very funny tongue3
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«Reply #3 on: May 14, 2005, 11:48:56 AM »
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nice suhas
great bahut accha likha hai!!!


woh toe hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil mein rakhate hain
warna aap jaise softwares to bazaar mein bikte hain..
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«Reply #4 on: May 14, 2005, 03:50:46 PM »
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Guru Dutt is reborn and setup a Software firm.
He makes a film, called "Software ke phool"
Sahir sahab likewise revises his old song for the new venture.

It goes like;

yeh documents, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ki dushman, cursor ki duniya,
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya
yeh product agar ban bi jaye tho kya hai?

yahan ek khilano hai programmer ki hasti,
yeh basti hai murda bug-fixer ki basti,
yahaan per tho raises hai, inflation ki sasti,
yeh review agar ho bi jaye tho kya hai?

har ek keyboard gayal, har ek login pyaasi,
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi,
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bi jaye tho kya hai?

jalaa do ise, phoonk dalo yeh monitor mere saamne se
hataa daalo yeh modem tumara hai tumhi sambhalo,
yeh computer yeh product agar chal bi jaye tho kya hai?   (NM)




wah wah yaaar i am lovin it very nice dost,...............
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«Reply #5 on: May 14, 2005, 04:12:40 PM »
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wah wah yaaar i am lovin it very nice dost
wah wah yaaar i am lovin it very nice dost

kya dekhi hai tuney moive naam hai jiska boss !!
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«Reply #6 on: May 14, 2005, 04:14:51 PM »
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wah wah yaaar i am lovin it very nice dost
wah wah yaaar i am lovin it very nice dost

kya dekhi hai tuney moive naam hai jiska boss !!


wah wah yaaar i am lovin it very nice dost
wah wah yaaar i am lovin it very nice dost

nahi yaar ye to m,donald mai kehta hai,......
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«Reply #7 on: May 14, 2005, 04:15:50 PM »
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nahi yaar ye to m,donald mai kehta hai
nahi yaar ye to m,donald mai kehta hai

mere dost tu kiss duniya mein rehta hai
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«Reply #8 on: May 14, 2005, 04:18:14 PM »
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nahi yaar ye to m,donald mai kehta hai
nahi yaar ye to m,donald mai kehta hai

mere dost tu kiss duniya mein rehta hai


mai rehta hu wahi jis desh me,...

desi daru milti hai,........
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«Reply #9 on: May 14, 2005, 04:19:37 PM »
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mai rehta hu wahi jis desh me desi daru milti hai
mai rehta hu wahi jis desh me desi daru milti hai

pee ke desi daruu tabiyaat maclti rehti hai  :alcohlic:
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«Reply #10 on: May 14, 2005, 04:21:23 PM »
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mai rehta hu wahi jis desh me desi daru milti hai
mai rehta hu wahi jis desh me desi daru milti hai

pee ke desi daruu tabiyaat maclti rehti hai  :alcohlic:


aapun ko kya hai ,...

kam se kam pino ko to milte hai,....
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«Reply #11 on: May 14, 2005, 04:22:47 PM »
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kam se kam pino ko to milte hai
kam se kam pino ko to milte hai

har raat nashey mein dhalti hai
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«Reply #12 on: May 14, 2005, 04:24:45 PM »
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kam se kam pino ko to milte hai
kam se kam pino ko to milte hai

har raat nashey mein dhalti hai


tera matlab disko disko,....

pata chala aa jaye police ,./.

or hum bole khisko khisko,.....
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«Reply #13 on: May 14, 2005, 04:26:07 PM »
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or hum bole khisko khisko
or hum bole khisko khisko

ped jayegey dandey in disco
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«Reply #14 on: May 14, 2005, 04:32:00 PM »
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or hum bole khisko khisko
or hum bole khisko khisko

ped jayegey dandey in disco


ha yaar hai ye bahut riski,...

is liye peeyange english whiskey,...
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