The HUSBANDS and His Problem......

by Saavan on March 29, 2014, 02:36:56 AM
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HUSBAND COMPLAINING TO HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW FOR HIS WIFE... THAT

MAMMY APNI BETI KO DEKH LO..
AB TO GHAR KE BAHER BHI KAPDE UTARNE LAGI
BHID KO DEKHKER CHAURAHE PE SITI MARNE LAGI

BAL ISKE DEKHO KYA STYLE SE KATWAYE HAI
GAL ISKE DEKHO GUBBARE KI TARA FULAYE HAI

KISI GAIR KI UTARI KAMIZ YE PAHNTI HAI
MANA KARNE PER MUJHE BADTAMIZ KEHTI HAI

SUBA SE LEKER SHAM TAK AINA NIHARTI HAI
CHHAT PE KHADI HOKER GAV WALO KO LINE MARTI HAI

SUBAH ISKI DISKO ME HOTI HAI AUR DOPHER PUB ME
SHAM KE SATH-SATH RAT BHI GUJARTI HAI CLUB ME

BOLTI HAI AISE JAISE VISH KI IK FUFKAR HO
DEKHATI HAI AISE JAISE BIPASHA KI AVTAR HO

SARE NIYAM KANONO KO KHOTI PE TANGTI HAI
LOGO SE IK CHUMME KE BADLE 100 KA NOTE MANGTI HAI

HUM TO ISE SAMJHA-SAMJHA KE UB GAYE
SHORT ME KAHE TO CHULLU BHAR PANI ME DUB GAYE

APNI IS LADLI KO AB AAP HI SAMJHAYIYE
JTINA JALDI HO SAKE ACTION ME AA JAIYE

PANI KAHI SIR KE UPER SE NA NIKAL JAYE
BATI JALTI HI RAHE AUR MOM PIGHAL JAYE..

SASU JI NE KAHA..
BETA TUM BEWAJAH CHINTA KARTE HO
HER PAL HER CHHAD APNO SE HI DERTE HO

GER PATNI.. PATI SENA LADE TO YE KALIYUG KA APMAN HAI
PATNI KA CLUB ME JANA HI AJKAL KI SHAN HAI

KOI KAM TUMHARA KABHI ADEGA NAHI
PADOSI JAAL ME FASA RAHA TO KABHI LADEGA NAHI

SOCHO BAS IK CHUMME KE BADLE WO 100/- GHAR LATI HAI
KYA HUA GER SHAM KO WO PIKER KE GHER AATI HAI

BADTAMIZ WO UPADHI HAI JO KAHI-KAHI CHALTI HAI
TUM TO KHUSHNASIB HO JO TUMHE HERROJ MILTI HAI

SUBAH SE LEKER SHAM TAK WO AAINA NIHARE
MERI DUA HAI KI WO SARE ZAHA KO LINE MARE

ISI SE TUMHARA AUR USKA PROMOTION HOGA
BAS ISI SE HAMARE KHAN-DAN KA NAAM ROSHAN HOGA

NIYAM YA KANOON WO NAHI MANTI HAI
MANE BHI KYU USKA NAAM JO 'A-SHANTI' HAI

APNE NAAM KE SATH CHALNA USE SIKHAYA HAI
MOM KE BINA BHI JALNA USE SIKAYA HAI

TUMNE TO MUJHE DHARM-SANKAT MEDAL DIYA
BRITNI BANANA CHAHTI THI USE..
AUR TUMNE BAS BIPASHA KAHKE TAAL DIYA

YE TUMHARI PAHLI AUR AKHIRI GALTI HAI
AINDA SE KHAYAL RAKHNA...
MERI BETI KO BIPASHA NAHI... POP STAR 'BRITNI' KAHNA...
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«Reply #1 on: March 29, 2014, 10:01:24 AM »
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«Reply #2 on: March 29, 2014, 01:45:33 PM »
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«Reply #3 on: March 29, 2014, 06:37:54 PM »
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«Reply #5 on: March 30, 2014, 04:20:06 PM »
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VERY FUNNY VERY NICE ,,, KEEP WRITING
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