The Husband's problem... ...Saavan

Husband to Saasu ji...

Mammi apni Beti ko dekh lo, ab to gher ke baher bhi kapde utarne lagi
Bhid ko dekhker chaurahe pe seeti marne lagi,

Subah se leker sham tak ye Aina niharti hai
Chhat pe khadi hoker Gaav walo ko Aakh marti hai
Baal iske dekho kya style se katwaye hai
Gaal iske dekho gubbare ki tarah fulaye hai

Kisi gair ki paint aur kamiz pahnti hai
Mana karne per mujhe 'Badtamiz' kahti hai

Sare niyam kanono ko khuti pe tangti hai
Logo se ik chumme ke badle 100 ka note mangti hai

Subah iski Disco me hoti hai aur Dopher Pub me
Sham ke saath-saath rat bhi gujarti hai club me

Bolti hai aise jaise Vish ki funkar ho
Dekhti hai aise jaise Bipasha ki awatar ho

Kisi gair se lipatkar photo ye khichwati hai
Dulha hume banaya hai aur chakkar padosi se chalati hai

Hum to ise samjha-samjha ke Ub gaye
Short me kahe to chullu bher pani me dub gaye

Apni is ladli ko ab aap hi samjhaiye
Jitna jaldi ho sake action me aa jaiye

Pano kahi Sir ke uper se na nikal jaye
Bati jalti hi rahe aur Mom pighal jaye

Saasu ji ne
Damad ji samjhate huye kaha...

Beta tumne Bewajah chinta kerte ho
Her pal her chhin apno se hi darte ho,
Ger patni.. Pati se na lade to ye kaliug ka apman hai
Patni ka club me jana hi ajkal ki shan hai
Socho bas ik chumme ke badle wo 100 rupye gher lati hai
Kya hua ger sham ko wo pikar ke gher aati hai

Koi kaam tumhara kabhi adega nahi
Padosi jal me fasa raha to kabhi ladega nahi,
'Badtamiz' wo upadhi hai jo kahi-kahi chalti hai..
Tum to khushnasib ho jo tumhe her roj milti hai,

Subah se leker sham tak wo Aina nihare
Meri Dua hai ki wo sare sansar ko line mare,
Isi se tumhara aur uska promotion hoga
Bas isi se hamare Khan-Dan ka na raushan hoga,
Niyam ya kanon wo nahi Manti hai
Mane bhi kyu uska naam jo 'Ashanti' hai
Apne naam ke saath chalna use sikhaya hai
Mom ke bina bhi jalna use sikhaya hai,
Uski parwarish ne mujhe Dharm-sankat me dal diya
Britny banana chahti thi use aur tumne bas  Bipasha kahke  tal diya
Ye to pahli aur akhiri galti hai age khayal rakhna
Meri Beti ko Bipasha nahi Britny kahna.

 

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