The most romantic first line and most unromantic second

The most romantic first line and most unromantic second

1- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

2- After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes

3- Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

4- I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

6- I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

7- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
darn, I'm good at telling lies!

8- Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space

9- I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.

12-What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

13-I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

14-My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

15-My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

arre when i told u ke me will go to maine yeh post koli hui thi aur poaste karke ja rahi thi na stupid uffffffffffffffffffffffffff    dont take it otherwise na  :twisted:

arrerrrey reeey reey kyu lad rahe ho .......dosto

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meena sis aap udas mat ho,
main hoon na aap k saath  
agar aap ko koi tang kiya to ek ek ko goli se udda doongi :mgun:  :twisted:

tujhe to main ek fuk mein uda dunga badi aayee goli ki bachchi

terrorist kahin ki  

lolz.................... ladayin is goodfor health................

   thnx

:lol: good ones Meena (sis)!!!!!