Tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to waisa hota

by waheed_rose2004 on October 22, 2005, 04:41:35 PM

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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #75 on: November 15, 2005, 11:36:10 AM »

hahaaahaha tongue3

Sapna mat dekh LHD :evil: maine ladai karna kam kar diya......:evil:

agar LHD ka doggy ko main paa jaata
uske main tukde tukde kar deta
uske baad LHD ke hospital jasata
uska postmortem LHD se karwata,......:wink:


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Ladke_hain_duffer

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Tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to waisa hota

«Reply #76 on: November 15, 2005, 03:23:22 PM »

heheheheh Waheed tum khiske hue ho :lol:

bachpan se hi khiska hai
dimaag kahin per atka hai
aisi baaten karta hai
roz roz mujhse ladta hai :evil:


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Devdas_online

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Tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to waisa hota

«Reply #77 on: November 16, 2005, 08:05:25 AM »

waheed ladkiyon ko dekh kar khisak jaata hai,
har kunwari ladki ko apni biwi bolta hai


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waheed_rose2004

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Tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to waisa hota

«Reply #78 on: November 16, 2005, 11:27:40 AM »

oye deva aisa kyon bolta hai........ladkiyon ki taraf se bolta hai Puzzled !

khiski to LHd hai jo aise humesha khadi rahti hai
kaale kaale kapde pahan kar logon ko darati hai
deva ko din raat sharaab peelati hai
jab koi kaam nahi rahta to mujhse ladne aa jaati hai ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :evil:


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Devdas_online

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«Reply #79 on: November 17, 2005, 06:08:07 AM »

duffer ki kali shakal dekh kar bacche rone pad jaate hain,
raat ke andhere mein sirf uske daant dikhai dete hain


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Main_Shayar_to_nahin

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Tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to waisa hota

«Reply #80 on: November 17, 2005, 06:56:59 AM »

Kyoun tum sab ek ladki k pecha pade ho,
ek doggy ko leke itna lad rahe ho

Kya tumhe malum nahin ki
aaj ki nari
sab par bhari


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desikuri

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Tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to waisa hota

«Reply #81 on: November 17, 2005, 07:11:54 AM »

janaab aap abhi naye hai yahan
batao itne dino se tum the kahan

yeh log to ladte hi rahenge
isiliye to aisi baatein sunenge


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Devdas_online

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Tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to waisa hota

«Reply #82 on: November 17, 2005, 08:08:58 AM »

Quote from: "Main_Shayar_to_nahin"

Kyoun tum sab ek ladki k pecha pade ho,
ek doggy ko leke itna lad rahe ho

Kya tumhe malum nahin ki
aaj ki nari
sab par bhari

bilkul thik

aajkal ki naari bahut bhari hai,
aur woh dharti pe boj bani hui hai


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #83 on: November 17, 2005, 08:30:40 AM »

lollzzzzzzzz all....................

aaj kal naari na jaane kya khaati hain
jahan jaati hai wahan sab khaali kar deti hain..


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desikuri

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«Reply #84 on: November 17, 2005, 08:36:59 AM »

aaj ke ladke pata nahin kya peete hai
yeh to gande nale ka paani bhi pee jate hai


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Devdas_online

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«Reply #85 on: November 17, 2005, 08:37:16 AM »

Quote from: "waheed_rose2004"

lollzzzzzzzz all....................

aaj kal naari na jaane kya khaati hain
jahan jaati hai wahan sab khaali kar deti hain..

aajkal ki naari ladkon ki galiyan khati hain,
aur galiyan khakar moti ho gayi hain


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desikuri

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«Reply #86 on: November 17, 2005, 09:34:16 AM »

aaj ke ladke biwi ki maar khate hai
maar khate khate yeh pak gye hai


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kneeraj

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«Reply #87 on: November 17, 2005, 09:35:10 AM »

Quote from: "desikuri"

aaj ke ladke pata nahin kya peete hai
yeh to gande nale ka paani bhi pee jate hai

aajkal ki nari
desikuri ko chain kahan aafat kiye bagair
woh aur maan jaye shararat kiye bagair


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desikuri

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Tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to waisa hota

«Reply #88 on: November 17, 2005, 09:44:01 AM »

kneeraj hai abhi yahan nya
tum bhi pitega yahan kya???


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kneeraj

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«Reply #89 on: November 17, 2005, 09:48:50 AM »

ladki se mar khane me izzat thodi jati hai
ye to khuda ki den hai jo kabhi kabhi aati hai


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