Tumhe Koi Aur Dekhe - Sautan:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

Bambi

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Aye sautan,
Teri umar mujhe lagg jaye.

Tere sunehre baal gir jayen,
Aur tu gangi ho jaye.

Aye meri pyari-pyari sautan,
mujh lagne wali bori nazar tujhey lag jaye.

Tu hospital jaye,
Tedhi naak ka cosmetic surgery karvane,
Aur tera naak micheal jackson ki naak ki tarah
Gir Jaye.

Tu ussi hospital ki sidhiyo sey gir jaye
Aur tere muskaan main gateway of India ka
Reopening ho jaye.

Aye sautan,
Teri umar mujhey lag jaye.

Tera banya tang tooth jaye
Aur Doctor,
Aur Doctor danye tang par plaster laga jaye.

Teri yeh toti-phuti haalat dekhne ke liye,
Tera boyfriend aaye,
Aur ussi din,
Tere Bache-kuche chehre par ek bada sa pimple ho jaye.

Aye meri pyari-pyari sautan,
mujh lagne wali bori nazar tujhey lag jaye.

Teri yeh daravni haalat dekhkar,
Tera boyfriend bhaag ke mere paas aa jaye.
Aur bus , yunhi
Mera ho jaye.

Aye mere gori-chitti kanmuhi sautan,
Teri umar mujhey lag jaye.


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cara

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Re: Tumhe Koi Aur Dekhe - Sautan

«Reply #1 on: November 17, 2009, 02:38:52 PM »

KYA BAAT HAI BAMBI JI...

AEY SOUTAN TU JAB BHI MERE PYAAR KE PAAS AAEY
TUJ MEIN AESI BADBU AAJAAEY
MERA PYAAR TUJHE LAAT MAAR KE BAGAAEY.....


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: Tumhe Koi Aur Dekhe - Sautan

«Reply #2 on: November 17, 2009, 02:41:59 PM »

Nice and kya bat hai bambi ji kya sach mein aap ye chahti ho kya


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Nazak_Pari

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Re: Tumhe Koi Aur Dekhe - Sautan

«Reply #3 on: November 17, 2009, 04:44:28 PM »

Quote from: Rishi Agarwal on November 17, 2009, 02:41:59 PM

Nice and kya bat hai bambi ji kya sach mein aap ye chahti ho kya

hy kse ho rishi bahi


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Rajesh Harish

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Re: Tumhe Koi Aur Dekhe - Sautan

«Reply #4 on: November 18, 2009, 04:46:50 AM »

Nice one Bambi Ji

Kyon tere ghar Sautan aayee
Usne tujh mein kamjori payee
Tere pati ne faida uthayee
Aur teri sautan laayee


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madhuwesh

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Re: Tumhe Koi Aur Dekhe - Sautan

«Reply #5 on: November 18, 2009, 08:42:42 AM »

=))Bahut khoob Bambi ji,Cara ji,Rajesh ji very funny n lovely creation.excellent icon_thumleft


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Bambi

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Re: Tumhe Koi Aur Dekhe - Sautan

«Reply #6 on: November 18, 2009, 10:51:06 AM »

hahahaha ....
yeh sab kirdar chahati hai... main toh bus uski katputhli hoon.

Usual Smile

Bahut maza aaya ap sabki controbution padh kar... Thank you Usual Smile


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baadal102

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Re: Tumhe Koi Aur Dekhe - Sautan

«Reply #7 on: November 18, 2009, 10:54:31 AM »

hahahhahah
bahut khoob Usual Smile


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