two lines funny tukbandi chain

by bekarar on October 05, 2008, 08:18:49 AM
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sajid_ghayel
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«Reply #45 on: October 06, 2008, 02:04:50 PM »
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95 KE HOTE TO ICU ME MAUT KA INTEZAAR KARTE
UMMEEDO PE SASE TIKI HOTI NA YU AAPSE TAKRAR KARTE
AUR JAHA TAK PEENE KI BAAT HAIN MADAM
CHUPCHAP PAYA BANA DETI TO KHA KE SO JATE
IS TARAH NA KHALI PET HUM APNA JAM BHARTE
Quote from: Mahiya on October 06, 2008, 01:48:28 PM
Itna bada jhooth...  BangHead Hadd kar di aapne.. tongue3

Ufff... Dekhiye 95 ko phir se 25 likh diya aapne,
Jhooth bolne ki limit ko bhi cross kar diya aapne..
Iss umar mein bhi peene ke aadat nahin gayi shayad,
Lagta hai Bhabhi ko maiyke bhej phir se peg liya aapne..
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«Reply #46 on: October 29, 2008, 06:20:00 PM »
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two liners ki tukbandi ko char liner mai badal daala
25 aor 95 ka yah kaya ghotala kar daala
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KARA
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«Reply #47 on: November 20, 2009, 04:54:57 AM »
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25 WALLE KAHETE HAI HAM JAWAAN HAI,HAM BAHUT KUCH KAR SAKHTE HAI PYAAR MEIN,
95 WAALE KAHETE HAI HAM BUDDHE HAI,HAM SAB KAR BAITHE HAI PYAAR MEIN.
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Rajesh Harish
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«Reply #48 on: November 20, 2009, 05:13:36 AM »
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25 waale to bas khate hain ki ham kar sakte hain bahut kuch
95 waale kahte hum karli hai aur kar bhi sakte hain bahu kuch
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KARA
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«Reply #49 on: November 20, 2009, 05:20:43 AM »
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25 WAALE KAHETE HAI HUM HAI TO PYAAR KA MAUSAM ZINDA HAI
95 WAALE KAHETE HAI HAMARE HI KARAN TO YEH MAUSAM TUME MILTA HAI
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Rajesh Harish
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«Reply #50 on: December 25, 2009, 04:16:39 AM »
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25 waale to bas yun hi chhalaang lagate hain
95 waale to bas apni taangon ko gisraate hain
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deepika_divya
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«Reply #51 on: December 25, 2009, 04:24:39 PM »
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Quote from: @kaash on December 25, 2009, 04:22:44 AM
pichkari boli holi se main holi khelan jaaungi
holi boli theek hai magar main itna rang kahan se laaungi
  ....Huh? Yea kya hai ?

25 wale ko sirf bhati hai choti hi
95 wale ko chal jaati hai Moti bhi  Usual Smile
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cara
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«Reply #52 on: September 23, 2010, 06:03:30 AM »
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25 WALE KA TAJURBA CHOTA HAI,ISILIYE CHOTI HI CHALEGI
95 WALE KA TAJURBA MOTA HAI ISILEYE MOTI BHI CHALEGI..
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AbhiTamrakar
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«Reply #53 on: September 23, 2010, 06:15:13 AM »
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chote ko bhati he choti
mote ko bhati he moti
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KOYAL46
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«Reply #54 on: September 23, 2010, 08:34:57 AM »
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 kyu karein hum baatein ye sab choti moti....
 Jab bin maange padhne ko milte shabdo k moti....
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ANAAM
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«Reply #55 on: September 25, 2010, 07:14:28 PM »
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Tu kab se padh k samajhne lagee hain ye shabdo k moti
O Chhoti Teri akal tou hai bhaeiss se bhi moti.....
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KOYAL46
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«Reply #56 on: September 26, 2010, 08:13:26 AM »
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Oye kya tujhko nahi hai kuchh bhi kaam dhaam
Be-wajah karta hai Chhoti ko tu kyu Badnaam....
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cara
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«Reply #57 on: September 29, 2010, 02:36:01 PM »
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CHOTI CHOTI BAATEN MAT KARO AB CHOTI NAHI HO TUM
BADI BADI BAATEN KARO AB BADI BANGAYI HO TUM....
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«Reply #58 on: October 01, 2010, 03:14:58 PM »
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badi ban ke jo gehrayee paayi hai..
vo choto ko bahut duur chor aayi hai..

 wave wave wave wave wave wave
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«Reply #59 on: March 03, 2012, 08:53:45 AM »
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Uss Ka Rishta Na Honey Ka Baais Uss Ka Abba Tha :D
Sub Pareshan The Uss Ne Asa Abba Kahan Se Labba Tha Laughing hard
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