Waah Re Meri Bharatiya Naari.:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

majid

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Waah Re Aey Mere Bharat Desh Ki Naari.
Ye Kaisi Lag Gayi Hai Aajkal Tujhe Bimaari

Khoyi Rehti Ho Humesa Jeans Aur Tshirt Mein
Kyun Pehan Na Bhul Gayi Woh Pyaari Si Saree.!

Jab Dekho Mashroof Si Rehti Ho Mack Up Mein
Kahan Gayi Woh Shadgi Woh Adae.n Pyaar Wali.!

Ik Pal Ko Bhi Kabhi Khud Ko Andar Se Dekhti Nahi
Dusron Ki Hi Chugli Mein Bita Deti Hai Ghadiyan Sari.

Acting Karne Mein Bhi Haan Koi Nahi Hai Inka Saani
Nakhre Aise Karti Hai Jaise Bus Ek Woh Hi Hai Bechari.

Deen Raat Suna Suna Kar Masaeel Ki Woh Bhar Maar
Kar Deti Hai Hume Itna Pareshan Ye Lumbi Zuban Waali.

Shadi Se Pehle Kitni Haseen Aur Roshan Hoti Hai Zindagi
Par Inke Aate Hi Bechare Pati Ki Kismat Ho Jaati Hai Kaali.


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Pooja

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Re: Waah Re Meri Bharatiya Naari.

«Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 04:10:51 PM »

Bahoot khoob shihab.... kaha the itne din?? atte he choke chako ki barsaat shuru... Good one. Dil khush ho gaya !!!


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Pooja

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Re: Waah Re Meri Bharatiya Naari.

«Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 05:04:46 PM »

jo likhna chah rahi thio wo shabd nahi mile... so abhi yahi... baad main dobara koshish karati hu:

Humne to saari ko ab tak bhi hai chalaya
Tum dhoti-kurta ko kaha dafan kar ayya

Beauty parlour main bhi purush jayada najar ayya
kaghin (comb) kar kar khud ko ganja hai banaya

Jahan dekhi koi ladki wahin per mandraya
Ladki ke ghar ke ass pass, chakkar per chakkar hai lagaya

Notanki main, bade bade notanki baaj ko haraya
Kisse inke sun sun kar, filmi director ne khoob paisa hai banaya

So baar pucho kuch to ek shabd bhi munh per nahi ayya
Han-hun main he jab dekhon her jawab hai paaya

Her ek kaam aourat se inhone ne hai karaya
Jee nahi sakte bin naari ke, per khokhali ego ne munh band karaya


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sajid_ghayel

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Re: Waah Re Meri Bharatiya Naari.

«Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 05:11:09 PM »

Quote from: Pooja on November 25, 2008, 05:04:46 PM

Aurat kehti hain hum samaj sambhale parivaar sambhale kya kya sambhale

Ghayel muskura ke kehta hain aurte sirf apni zaban sambhale


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Pooja

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Re: Waah Re Meri Bharatiya Naari.

«Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 05:25:36 PM »

Quote from: sajid_ghayel on November 25, 2008, 05:11:09 PM

Aurat kehti hain hum samaj sambhale parivaar sambhale kya kya sambhale

Ghayel muskura ke kehta hain aurte sirf apni zaban sambhale

Hatho ki jagah Juban jo purush chalane lage
naari ki bhi juban ho band, jo wo ghar ke kaamo main hath bantane lage


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sajid_ghayel

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Re: Waah Re Meri Bharatiya Naari.

«Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 06:15:39 PM »

Main deewana aap aurat yeh baat confirm to hui

Chalo isi bahane hum dono me setting to hui


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Pooja

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Re: Waah Re Meri Bharatiya Naari.

«Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 06:20:31 PM »

setting ko sutto(phanko) baher, pahle yah batlao
app kab se karne lage bahane, yah deewanapan samjhao


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sajid_ghayel

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Re: Waah Re Meri Bharatiya Naari.

«Reply #7 on: November 26, 2008, 04:00:25 AM »

Quote from: Pooja on November 25, 2008, 06:20:31 PM

setting ko sutto(phanko) baher, pahle yah batlao
app kab se karne lage bahane, yah deewanapan samjhao

Kabhi na pyaar de degi chahe in pe tum mar mito

Dil me jagah deti hain aur achcnak kehti hain sutto


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Pooja

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Re: Waah Re Meri Bharatiya Naari.

«Reply #8 on: November 26, 2008, 04:08:30 AM »

hummm ab jawab aa raha hai

sutto ko samjh kar sutta, kaha hue the app gayab
ab dtet ho aourto ko tana, kon si dunia se ayye ho sahib


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sajid_ghayel

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Re: Waah Re Meri Bharatiya Naari.

«Reply #9 on: November 26, 2008, 09:01:41 AM »

Usi duniya me hain jisko aurto ne barbaad kiya hain

Ehsan mano hum mardo ka humne yeh jaha aabad kiya hain


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Pooja

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Re: Waah Re Meri Bharatiya Naari.

«Reply #10 on: December 19, 2008, 06:01:52 PM »

bahoot khoob shihab ji... der se jawab likhne ke liye maafi chahti hu... kuch likha hai shayd apko pasand aaye:

Make up ka rona kyun her ladka rota hai
Ladkio se jayada ajj kal khud saloon main hota hai

Mar mtite ho jo ladkio per, kyun sharmate ho
Itani si baat maan jaane main, kyun itna ghabrate ho

Bin ladki ke chain nahi, na jaane subah kitne hair style banate ho
Jab aa jaaye wo ladki samne, tab anjaan se ban jaate ho

Kar jao qatal doosre ladkeka, agar usko dekhte paate ho
Magar ladki ke samne wo he natak, Uff kaya drame karte jaate ho

Ban jaaye wo dulhan tumaari, her pal sapna yahi sajate ho
Jo ladki kahe yah baat tumse, ajeeb sa munh tab banate ho

Ek bhi baat kahne ka nahi honslla, aor khud ko hero samjhe jaate ho
Make-up, make up chilla chilla kar, sari baate golmaal kar jaate ho


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jasbirsingh

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Re: Waah Re Meri Bharatiya Naari.

«Reply #11 on: December 19, 2008, 06:15:00 PM »

VERY NICE SHIHAB AND POOJA

jasbir singh


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