Waheed@moto:Mazahiya Shayri(Funny Shayari)

Delicate_Doll

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beta tum mujhe moti bol ya kuch bi,
kise kar ti hoon dhek main teri baati gul :lol:

oyeeeeeee gem.....bewqoof......kambaqat mara.pagal......ghada....aur naam hai boloon........ :wink: tere liye sher bahut fit hai moto gem

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"aaj shadi main maizbanon na daigon gosht banaya hai
mota aa gaya to samjho gosht ka safaya hai
mota hai itna kai dekh kai guman hota hai

jaisay kisi nay is main gas ka cylinder fit karaya hai

us say pocho kay too khata hai kiyon itnna to
kehta hai k allah nay mujhay khanay k liya banaya hai
weight machine pay khara hai wazan malom karnay ko
aik admi khara ho machine say paigham yeh aaya hai
is say ziada kuch keh nahi sakta us k baray main
kionk sara gosht us nay meray samnay beth k khaya hai
n/m

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #1 on: December 22, 2004, 12:06:17 PM »

oye,.....paagal....bewakoof......tata sumo..........
salma....main itna nahin khaata......
khaaati ho tum.........

teri baithte hi gaadi ka saakar baith jaata hai......


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Delicate_Doll

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #2 on: December 22, 2004, 12:11:16 PM »

hahahhaha.gem.moto.kisi thi:lol:

bechara ki hosh udd gaye,
ab to behoosh nazaar aaye :lol:


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Soheb_Khan

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #3 on: December 22, 2004, 12:11:30 PM »

:lol:


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waheed_rose2004

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #4 on: December 22, 2004, 12:15:24 PM »

oye.........salma........main bhi batoanga kal.....dekhna.......tum bhi......

aur soheb gadha.........too kyon hans raha hai.....bewakoof.........


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Soheb_Khan

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #5 on: December 22, 2004, 12:17:26 PM »

nahi nahi waheed bhai .. main to salma pe has raha tha tongue3

salma sahi mein moti hai kya??? :o


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Delicate_Doll

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #6 on: December 22, 2004, 12:20:10 PM »

oyeeeeeeeeee soheb main koi moti nahin hoon,
moto gem bol k main moti hoon kya bolde warna tujhe main .......:twisted:


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waheed_rose2004

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #7 on: December 22, 2004, 12:20:42 PM »

hahahahah :lol: tumhein nahin maloom.........ek baar mere uper gir padi thi.......mujhe admit hona pada tha...... bone crack ho gaye thi......... :lol:


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Soheb_Khan

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #8 on: December 22, 2004, 12:22:02 PM »

haila .. itti moti hai??? Shocked

tumhe zyada land tax dena chahiye salma
kitni jagah leti ho :wink:


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Delicate_Doll

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #9 on: December 22, 2004, 12:24:46 PM »

:hunter:

motooo maar doongi mujhe moti bola to.,
soheb tu kya jaane tu to hI Chaadi man :hunter:


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Soheb_Khan

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #10 on: December 22, 2004, 12:29:21 PM »

haan waheed bhai theek hi to hai
kahan moti hai bechari .. abhi last one month mein 50 kilo kam ho gayi hai Puzzled !

wo baat alag hai ki abhi bhi 120 kg ki hai
but relatively to dubli hui na :lol:


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Delicate_Doll

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #11 on: December 22, 2004, 12:31:32 PM »

chal chal chaadiiman kuch bi bak le,
allah miyan jaanta hai k main kisi hoon :lol:


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waheed_rose2004

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #12 on: December 22, 2004, 12:32:34 PM »

kyon moti ........mirchi lagi kya.....chal ab fekn main lapet raha hoon........


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Soheb_Khan

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #13 on: December 22, 2004, 12:34:27 PM »

sach kadwa hota hai :wink:


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Delicate_Doll

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Waheed@moto

«Reply #14 on: December 22, 2004, 12:37:03 PM »

haan fehku to tum log hai,
sach baath ko fehku naam de rahein hai :lol:


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