WHAT HEIGHT?

by nandbahu on February 06, 2014, 02:21:57 PM
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Humor: WHAT HEIGHT?


1. What is height of Fashion?
Ans : Dhoti with a zip.
 
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.
 
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
 
4. What is height of Craziness?
Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
 
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
 
6. What is height of Stupidity?
Ans : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
 
7. What is height of Honesty?
Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
 
8. What is height of Suicide?
Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
 
9. What is height of De-hydration?
Ans : A cow giving milk powder.
 
10. What is Height of Kanjoosi?
Ans : Miser';s house has caught fire and
he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade.
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«Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 02:31:15 PM »
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WHAT IS HEIGHT OF SHAYRI
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«Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 03:12:37 PM »
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This HEIGHT has WEIGHT .
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«Reply #3 on: February 06, 2014, 03:27:39 PM »
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Height of Heights: Shitting on Hilltop
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«Reply #4 on: February 06, 2014, 04:30:45 PM »
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Quote from: nandbahu on February 06, 2014, 02:21:57 PM
Humor: WHAT HEIGHT?


1. What is height of Fashion?
Ans : Dhoti with a zip.
  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.
  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
4. What is height of Craziness?
Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
  Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hardboss!!!!!!!!!! i do this
6. What is height of Stupidity?
Ans : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
7. What is height of Honesty?
Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
8. What is height of Suicide?
Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
9. What is height of De-hydration?
Ans : A cow giving milk powder.
  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
10. What is Height of Kanjoosi?
Ans : Miser';s house has caught fire and
he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade.
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard




boss!!!!!!!!!!!

yur laughter RAU is pending with me
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«Reply #5 on: February 06, 2014, 04:48:45 PM »
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Great work.!!
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waah waah....... Laughing hard Laughing hard Applause Applause Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #7 on: February 06, 2014, 09:31:50 PM »
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Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its the heights of laughter.
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«Reply #8 on: February 06, 2014, 11:41:05 PM »
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thats gd full to funny sir ji

 Applause Applause Applause

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bahut hi oonchaaiyan liye hue is post ke liye Nandbahu ji bahut bahut dhanyavaad,pad ke bahut mazaa aaya.
shubhkaamnaon ke saath
ghanshamdas ahuja
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«Reply #10 on: February 07, 2014, 06:28:24 PM »
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Quote from: sksaini4 on February 06, 2014, 02:31:15 PM
WHAT IS HEIGHT OF SHAYRI
thanx saini ji, u will tell the answer
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«Reply #11 on: February 07, 2014, 06:29:02 PM »
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This HEIGHT has WEIGHT .
thanx siddiqui ji
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Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Height of Heights: Shitting on Hilltop
thanx amit ji
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Quote from: qalb on February 06, 2014, 04:30:45 PM

boss!!!!!!!!!!!

yur laughter RAU is pending with me
thanx qualb ji, thanx for enjoying
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Quote from: Advo.RavinderaRavi on February 06, 2014, 04:48:45 PM
Great work.!!
thanx ravinder ji
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