Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........

by captain on August 15, 2005, 09:02:46 PM
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5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,

Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.

kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho


har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho!
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NewYorker
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«Reply #1 on: August 16, 2005, 03:36:07 PM »
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Captain ... Post something new .... :?
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sabreena
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«Reply #2 on: August 16, 2005, 05:31:44 PM »
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chahty ho future mein aisi wife
pahle apni herqaton ko sahi kero in the ur life....................
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Ladke_hain_duffer
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«Reply #3 on: August 16, 2005, 06:19:33 PM »
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aapne aap ko bhi sudharna chahiye
agar zindagi mein aisi wife chahiye
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sabreena
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«Reply #4 on: August 17, 2005, 03:17:21 AM »
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maidek tarr taar nahi chodd sakta
dog bhoo bhoo nahi chhodd sakta
aisi wife kii chahat rakhny waly captain sahab
addmi khud ko kabhi sudhaar nahi sakta.................................
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Ladke_hain_duffer
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«Reply #5 on: August 17, 2005, 12:24:41 PM »
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captain sahab to bhaag gye hain
kyu ki unko thode se dande pade hain
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nafrate_husn
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«Reply #6 on: August 17, 2005, 03:31:08 PM »
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captain sahab to bhaag gye hain
kyu ki unko thode se dande pade hain


Captain Baagh gaye to kya Nafrat aa gaya
Aisi hi wife apni life me laaoonga
Tum sabko bhi apni baarat me boolaaoonga
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«Reply #7 on: August 17, 2005, 04:37:35 PM »
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captain sahab to bhaag gye hain
kyu ki unko thode se dande pade hain


Captain Baagh gaye to kya Nafrat aa gaya
Aisi hi wife apni life me laaoonga
Tum sabko bhi apni baarat me boolaaoonga


suniye nafrate ji hun janwaron ki shadi mein nahi jaate
aap nikamme, captain aur deva ji ko shadi mein kyu nahi bulate :?:
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«Reply #8 on: August 18, 2005, 06:39:48 AM »
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are dufferiya madam,

aap shaadi ki ghodi hain, aap nahin aayengi to hum kispar bethenge,
yahi to aapka business hai, band ho gaya to aap kya khayengi
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Ladke_hain_duffer
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«Reply #9 on: August 18, 2005, 01:04:10 PM »
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deva ji,

yeh mere business nahi per haan aap gadhe maharaj per virajiyega
unhi per baith ke shadi ke maandap tak jaaiyega

:wink:
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«Reply #10 on: August 19, 2005, 06:12:51 AM »
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agar mein gadhi par yani tumhar beth gaya to tum dab kar mar jaogi,
kha-ma-kha do teen haddiyan tudva logi

naha kar aana, taki mein tumpar beth sakun :wink:
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«Reply #11 on: August 19, 2005, 12:23:18 PM »
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chi chi aapne kaisi baat kar di
aapni bani banai izzat mitti mai mila di
peena chodd denge to dimaag bhi chalne lagega
tabhi aapko sahi galat ka pata chalega

:wink:
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«Reply #12 on: August 19, 2005, 12:26:59 PM »
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chi chi aapne kaisi baat kar di
aapni bani banai izzat mitti mai mila di
peena chodd denge to dimaag bhi chalne lagega
tabhi aapko sahi galat ka pata chalega

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peeena na sharab ki botal pe dhakkan laga hai,...

peeena na sharab ki botal pe dhakkan laga hai,...

chai peo khaw pakode kyuki,.....

duffer k ghar bhandara laga hai,.......
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«Reply #13 on: August 19, 2005, 12:38:38 PM »
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chi chi aapne kaisi baat kar di
aapni bani banai izzat mitti mai mila di
peena chodd denge to dimaag bhi chalne lagega
tabhi aapko sahi galat ka pata chalega

:wink:


yeh ijjat kya hoti hai,

ijjat aurat ka gehna hai, hume usko kya karna,
do din ki zindagi hai, hume to sharab peekar hi marna
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«Reply #14 on: August 19, 2005, 12:41:33 PM »
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yeh marne ki baat na karo
yaar aisi baaten kar ke mood off na karo

izzat izzat hoti hai
phir chahe admi ki ho ya aurat ki
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