ye bechara shayar muft me hi kharch ho jata....

by azad mishra on January 18, 2013, 08:49:30 AM
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Aj phir se meri shamat aayi hai
mummy ne  phir se ek ladki ki photo dikhai hai

uski surat dekhar meri baanchen khil gyi
photo me aise to haqeqkat sochkar hi jameen hil gayi

sochta hu hey devta isko banaya kisne hoga
banane ke baad isko jameen par laya kaise hoga

gharwale kahte tandurust hai khate peete ghar ki hai
mene socha utha ke dekho ye bori man bhar ki hai

mene kaha kya ghar me akhaada khulwana hai
ya mujhko har rooj iske haantho pitwana hai

ye ek din meri football bana degi
gol mar mar ke maradona ke sare record tod degi

mummy kahte beta khana bahut acha banayegi
mene kaha to kya sara khud hi kha jaegi

papa kahte beta shadi kar le ye ladki bhi nikal jaegi
mene kaha papa shadi ke baad ye mujkho sabut hi nigal gayegi

mene kaha chahe phansi de do ya suli pe chada do
par mujhe is ladki se koi to bacha lo

Is faulad ke age me to mom sa pighal jaoga
peeche ayege mere to patli gali se nikal jaoga

gharwalon ne kaha ek bar mil lo
mene kaha samay kharab hai yaha se jaldi nikal lo

gharwale nahi mane mujkho padak ke le gaye
mere armaano ke  sare dhunye pata nahi kaha kaha se nikal gaye

mene dekha vo papa ke sath scooter se aa rahi thi
mujhko yakeen tha bechare scooter ki jaan ja rahi thi

wo pyar se boli kaise hain aap
mene kaha thik hu abhi tak  man me socha baag le mere baap

mummy ne poocha kaha tak padi ho
mene socha galat puch lia ye poocho kitno se ladi ho

usne pyaar se kaha BA par MA nahi kar payi
mene kaha wo bhi kar leti mujhse kyu kar rahi ho bharpayi

papa ne kaha ladki kaise lagi hai
mene kaha baad me batauga bathroom kaha hai mujhko joor ki lagi hai

jab ladki se puchaa kaisa laga hai ladka
vo kahte baki to thik hai par hai shareer ka kadka

isse kaho pahle kha pee ke aaye
phir mujhse shaadi banaye..

mene kaha hey takat ki devi tum to dhanya ho
tumne bacha liya warna mujhe lailaaz marz ho jata

ye bechara shayar muft me hi kharch ho jata....
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«Reply #1 on: January 18, 2013, 09:43:25 AM »
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«Reply #2 on: January 18, 2013, 09:56:39 AM »
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«Reply #3 on: January 18, 2013, 10:04:27 AM »
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«Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 11:44:34 AM »
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hahahaha sach mein maza aagaya padkar. bahut khoob  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #5 on: January 18, 2013, 01:01:37 PM »
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very funny .bahut khoob
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«Reply #6 on: January 18, 2013, 04:39:18 PM »
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«Reply #7 on: January 18, 2013, 06:03:35 PM »
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«Reply #8 on: January 19, 2013, 08:44:25 AM »
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

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«Reply #9 on: January 19, 2013, 08:46:35 AM »
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hahahaha sach mein maza aagaya padkar. bahut khoob  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
bahut sukriya sumanji
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very funny .bahut khoob
thanku aqshji
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bahoot bahoot sukriya
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