भूत उतरा आशिकी का जूता खा जाने के बाद....

by charchchit32 on September 04, 2014, 10:15:49 AM
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///// एक मजाहिया यानी हास्य गजल /////

उनके आगे पीछे डिस्को रोज दिखलाने के बाद
'लव यू' बोला हमने उनकी शादी हो जाने के बाद

उनका खत अब्बा के हाथों में पड़ा जो गलती से
भूत उतरा आशिकी का जूता खा जाने के बाद

उनके नखरे अल्ला - अल्ला भाव खाना भी गजब
बन्द हो जाती मुहब्बत छींक आ जाने के बाद

लड़ - झगड़ खर्राटे लेती फिर भी कहते लोग हैं
शम्मा भी जलती रही परवाना जल जाने के बाद

जबसे बीवी को ये शक चर्चित किसी के इश्क में
सूंघती है वो लिपिस्टिक रोज घर आने के बाद

UNKE AAGE PEECHHE DISCO ROZ DIKHLANE KE BAAD
'LOVE YOU' BOLA HUMNE UNKI SHADI HO JANE KE BAAD

UNKA KHAT ABBA KE HATHON ME PADA JO GALTI SE
BHOOT UTRA AASHIKI KA JOOTA KHA JANE KE BAAD

UNKE NAKHRE TAUBA - TAUBA BHAV KHANA BHI GAJAB
BAND HO JATI MUHABBAT CHHEENK AA JAANE KE BAAD

LAD - JHAGAD KHARRATE LETI FIR BHI KAHTE LOG HAIN
SHAMMA BHI JALTI RAHI PARWANA JAL JANE KE BAAD

JABSE BIWI KO YE SHAQ 'CHARCHIT' KISI KE ISHQ ME
SUNGHTI HAIN WO LIPISTIC ROZ GHAR AANE KE BAAD

- VISHAAL CHARCHCHIT
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«Reply #1 on: September 04, 2014, 12:11:42 PM »
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«Reply #2 on: September 04, 2014, 12:27:01 PM »
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Quote from: charchchit32 on September 04, 2014, 10:15:49 AM
///// एक मजाहिया यानी हास्य गजल /////

उनके आगे पीछे डिस्को रोज दिखलाने के बाद
'लव यू' बोला हमने उनकी शादी हो जाने के बाद

उनका खत अब्बा के हाथों में पड़ा जो गलती से
भूत उतरा आशिकी का जूता खा जाने के बाद

उनके नखरे अल्ला - अल्ला भाव खाना भी गजब
बन्द हो जाती मुहब्बत छींक आ जाने के बाद

लड़ - झगड़ खर्राटे लेती फिर भी कहते लोग हैं
शम्मा भी जलती रही परवाना जल जाने के बाद

जबसे बीवी को ये शक चर्चित किसी के इश्क में
सूंघती है वो लिपिस्टिक रोज घर आने के बाद

UNKE AAGE PEECHHE DISCO ROZ DIKHLANE KE BAAD
'LOVE YOU' BOLA HUMNE UNKI SHADI HO JANE KE BAAD
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
UNKA KHAT ABBA KE HATHON ME PADA JO GALTI SE
BHOOT UTRA AASHIKI KA JOOTA KHA JANE KE BAAD
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
UNKE NAKHRE TAUBA - TAUBA BHAV KHANA BHI GAJAB
BAND HO JATI MUHABBAT CHHEENK AA JAANE KE BAAD
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
LAD - JHAGAD KHARRATE LETI FIR BHI KAHTE LOG HAIN
SHAMMA BHI JALTI RAHI PARWANA JAL JANE KE BAAD
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
JABSE BIWI KO YE SHAQ 'CHARCHIT' KISI KE ISHQ ME
SUNGHTI HAIN WO LIPISTIC ROZ GHAR AANE KE BAAD
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
- VISHAAL CHARCHCHIT


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«Reply #3 on: September 04, 2014, 01:21:51 PM »
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«Reply #7 on: September 13, 2014, 05:44:01 AM »
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बहुत खूब लिखा है आपने,-मालूम चला है की तुम्हारी आशकी उतरी जूता खाने के बाद
                    तुमने लिखना भी चालू किया है,अपनी शादी होने के बाद
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