रसोई का आधा खाना,खुद चाट जाती है.....dipak

by anmolarora on April 18, 2013, 08:53:12 PM
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भारी भरकम काया,है बड़ी विचित्र माया ,
खुद खाती ठूसकर ,मुझपे चिल्लाती है !
हुआ वजन सौ किलो ,फिर भी दम ना लेती ,
गुंडई तो देखो इसे ,डाइटिंग बताती है !!
खर्राटे जब लेती है,मानो भूकंप आ गया ,
पड़ोसियों की भी तब ,नींद टूट जाती है !
अपने को अल्पहारी ,मुझे कहती है पेटू ,
रसोई का आधा खाना,खुद चाट जाती है !!
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«Reply #1 on: April 18, 2013, 09:04:56 PM »
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भारी भरकम काया,है बड़ी विचित्र माया ,
खुद खाती ठूसकर ,मुझपे चिल्लाती है !
हुआ वजन सौ किलो ,फिर भी दम ना लेती ,
गुंडई तो देखो इसे ,डाइटिंग बताती है !!
खर्राटे जब लेती है,मानो भूकंप आ गया ,
पड़ोसियों की भी तब ,नींद टूट जाती है !
अपने को अल्पहारी ,मुझे कहती है पेटू ,
रसोई का आधा खाना,खुद चाट जाती है !!


 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))kaun hai anmol ji
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«Reply #2 on: April 18, 2013, 09:06:45 PM »
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anmol saaheb bahut ahchi peshkash, waise maiN kunwara hun to is mudde pe jyada kehne ka haq nahiN hai... LOL
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Quote from: adil bechain on April 18, 2013, 09:04:56 PM
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))kaun hai anmol ji
sukriya adil ji
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Quote from: Taish on April 18, 2013, 09:24:03 PM
anmol saaheb bahut ahchi peshkash, waise maiN kunwara hun to is mudde pe jyada kehne ka haq nahiN hai... LOL
he he he taish ji yani aap hamari sangt me hai
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Quote from: marhoom bahayaat on April 18, 2013, 11:49:54 PM
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«Reply #13 on: April 21, 2013, 11:01:19 AM »
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भारी भरकम काया,है बड़ी विचित्र माया ,
खुद खाती ठूसकर ,मुझपे चिल्लाती है !
हुआ वजन सौ किलो ,फिर भी दम ना लेती ,
गुंडई तो देखो इसे ,डाइटिंग बताती है !!
खर्राटे जब लेती है,मानो भूकंप आ गया ,
पड़ोसियों की भी तब ,नींद टूट जाती है !
अपने को अल्पहारी ,मुझे कहती है पेटू ,
रसोई का आधा खाना,खुद चाट जाती है !!


haaaaaaa aaj ka lunch ghar pe nahi karni kya? Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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Quote from: suman59 on April 21, 2013, 11:01:19 AM
haaaaaaa aaj ka lunch ghar pe nahi karni kya? Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
vicher aacha hai suman ji ha ha ha ha
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