Do not laugh-only smiles

SMILES
 
Ek din,
main Delhi pahuncha,
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta
pooncha.
Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho."
 
Maine khud hi
rasta dhundh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha:
"Bhai saab Lal
Kile ka kitna loge?"
Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."
 
Taxi
chod, maine bus pakad li,
Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein
cigarette pi
sakta hoon?"
Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha
cigarette
pina mana hai."
Maine kaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe
hai!"
Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."
 
Lal
Kile pahucha, hotel gaya.
Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, satvi
manzil pe."
Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke
liye?"
Room pahucha, waiter se kaha:
"Ek paani ka gilas milega?"
Usne jawab diya: "Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanch
ke milte hain."
 
Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
Raste me ek sahab se pooncha:
"Janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
Janab hans kar bole: "Peechle bees saal se dekh
rahan hoon, Yahi
padi hai... kahin nahin jaati."
 
Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe
dekhte hi chownk pada,
Usne poocha: "Kaise aana hua?"
Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
Maine bhi jawab diya: "Train se."
 
Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se
kaha:
"Areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya
hai,
Uuse kuch taja taja khilao."
Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari
khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.
Kaha: "Taji hawa kha lijiye."
 
Dost ne phir se baday pyar se biwi se kaha:
"Areeee sunti ho, inhe
jara apna chalis saal purana
aachar to dikhana."
Bhabiji ek baatli me rakha aachar le aayi.
Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se
kaha:
"Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi
nahi?"
Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: "Yuhi agar sab ko
chakhati To aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota?"
 
Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji
apne potey ko sula rah thi,
Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi:
"Diploma so ja, diploma so ja."
Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se
poocha:
"Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?"
Dost ne jawab diya: "Mere
grandson ka naam,
Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye
Aur saath mein ise le aayi,
Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh
diya."
Phir maine pooncha: "Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar
rahi hai?"
Dost ne jawab diya: "Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke
liye."

  :hatsoff:maza aa gaya aapke jokes padke Jheel ji.wow too good.beti degree ke baad kiya laayegi jheel ji.

Is bar degree mein kya leke aayegi beta ya beti
tooo good jheel bahut maza aaya padhkar aage bhi iska
jawab likhana