HOME TRUTHS

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HOME TRUTHS!!!! VERY TRUE

1.How BEDROOM smells

After MARRIAGE:
1st 3 yrs---Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..
After 3 yrs---Baby powder,Johnson's, Baby creams, Lotions,Baby oils..,
After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..
After 40 yrs---Agarbatti..., incense.

2. Four stages of marriage:

Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other

3. What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense...!

4. Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.

5. Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband!!!

6. Mistakes
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."- Shakespear
"Laughing At Your Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten Your Life."- Shakespear's Wife
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«Reply #1 on: March 10, 2014, 09:18:20 AM »
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«Reply #2 on: March 10, 2014, 12:10:59 PM »
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«Reply #3 on: March 10, 2014, 12:14:46 PM »
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good one.. Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile

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«Reply #4 on: March 10, 2014, 12:27:52 PM »
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bahut achhey janab Applause Applause Applause
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«Reply #6 on: March 10, 2014, 04:32:04 PM »
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Quote from: nandbahu on March 10, 2014, 09:13:34 AM
HOME TRUTHS!!!! VERY TRUE

1.How BEDROOM smells

After MARRIAGE:
1st 3 yrs---Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..
After 3 yrs---Baby powder,Johnson's, Baby creams, Lotions,Baby oils..,
After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..
After 40 yrs---Agarbatti..., incense.

2. Four stages of marriage:

Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other
Mad because of each other

3. What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense...!

4. Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.

5. Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband!!!

6. Mistakes
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."- Shakespear
"Laughing At Your Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten Your Life."- Shakespear's Wife

nice sharing boss!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

i have already read on FB

 Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile
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«Reply #7 on: March 10, 2014, 04:50:37 PM »
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ha ha ha Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
goood one.. Usual Smile
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Mind blowing Creation.!!
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Quote from: qalb on March 10, 2014, 04:32:04 PM
nice sharing boss!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

i have already read on FB

 Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile Usual Smile
thanx qualb ji
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ha ha ha Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
goood one.. Usual Smile
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«Reply #12 on: March 11, 2014, 10:39:42 PM »
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Nice Sharinggggggggggg...
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Nice Sharinggggggggggg...
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