difference between the words COMPLETE and FINISHED

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Subject: difference between the words COMPLETE and FINISHED

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain
the difference between the words COMPLETE and FINISHED.

However, in a recent linguistic conference supposedly held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese,was the clear winner...

His final challenge was this:

"Some say there is no difference between the meaning of the words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED".
Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand."

Here is his answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE;
but, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are 'COMPLETELY FINISHED'!"


His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes
and it entitled him to receive an invitation to dine with Queen. His answer prompted her to call him after the contest.

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«Reply #1 on: September 07, 2013, 01:36:16 PM »
good work
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«Reply #2 on: September 07, 2013, 02:22:07 PM »
Mind Blowing Creation Sir.
Quote from: nandbahu on September 07, 2013, 12:18:20 PM
Subject: difference between the words COMPLETE and FINISHED

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain
the difference between the words COMPLETE and FINISHED.

However, in a recent linguistic conference supposedly held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese,was the clear winner...

His final challenge was this:

"Some say there is no difference between the meaning of the words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED".
Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand."

Here is his answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE;
but, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are 'COMPLETELY FINISHED'!"


His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes
and it entitled him to receive an invitation to dine with Queen. His answer prompted her to call him after the contest.

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«Reply #3 on: September 07, 2013, 02:29:41 PM »
Awesome!
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«Reply #4 on: September 07, 2013, 03:17:31 PM »
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«Reply #5 on: September 07, 2013, 07:48:44 PM »
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«Reply #6 on: September 07, 2013, 08:25:29 PM »
Quote from: sksaini4 on September 07, 2013, 01:36:16 PM
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«Reply #7 on: September 07, 2013, 08:26:11 PM »
Quote from: Advo.RavinderaRavi on September 07, 2013, 02:22:07 PM
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«Reply #8 on: September 07, 2013, 08:27:12 PM »
Quote from: @Kaash on September 07, 2013, 02:29:41 PM
Awesome!
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«Reply #9 on: September 07, 2013, 08:29:00 PM »
Quote from: Mohammad Touhid on September 07, 2013, 03:17:31 PM
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«Reply #10 on: September 07, 2013, 08:29:46 PM »
Quote from: Miraj. on September 07, 2013, 07:48:44 PM
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«Reply #11 on: September 07, 2013, 08:54:45 PM »
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"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE;
but, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are 'COMPLETELY FINISHED'!"

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«Reply #12 on: September 08, 2013, 06:37:18 PM »
Quote from: aqsh on September 07, 2013, 08:54:45 PM
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"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE;
but, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are 'COMPLETELY FINISHED'!"

 notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy
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