FuNniESt OnE LiNErs!

by Tosha on October 07, 2004, 04:06:13 PM
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A guy knows he is in love when he looses his interest in his car for a couple of days. Shocked
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«Reply #1 on: October 07, 2004, 04:07:49 PM »
When I eventfully met Mr Right I never knew his first mane was Always.
-Rita Rudner
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«Reply #2 on: October 07, 2004, 04:10:16 PM »
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
-Bill Cosby
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«Reply #3 on: October 07, 2004, 04:25:09 PM »
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest
-Roseanne Barr
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«Reply #4 on: October 07, 2004, 04:27:21 PM »
I always wanted to be the last guy on earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.
-Ronnie Shakes
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«Reply #5 on: October 07, 2004, 04:39:48 PM »
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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«Reply #6 on: October 07, 2004, 04:41:31 PM »
If your parents never had children, chances are you’ll won’t either.
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«Reply #7 on: October 07, 2004, 04:46:41 PM »
When you are eight years old nothing is your business.
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«Reply #8 on: October 07, 2004, 04:48:46 PM »
A man in love is incomplete until married. The he is finished.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
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«Reply #9 on: October 07, 2004, 04:54:16 PM »
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you  can prove you don’t need it.
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«Reply #10 on: October 07, 2004, 05:00:05 PM »
Money wont buy you friend, but it will get a better class of enemies.
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«Reply #11 on: October 07, 2004, 05:06:24 PM »
Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations.
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«Reply #12 on: October 07, 2004, 05:08:48 PM »
I don’t consider myself bald. I’m simply taller than my hair.
- Thom Sharp
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«Reply #13 on: October 08, 2004, 06:46:11 AM »
If winning isn’t everything, then why do they keep scores?
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«Reply #14 on: October 08, 2004, 07:03:43 AM »
What’s the other word for thesaurus?
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