Humor from Great Minds

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"HUMOR FROM GREAT MINDS"


As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

- Norman Wisdom

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.*"

Edgar Watson Howe*

*A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
success!*"

Doug Larson*

"*A harmful truth is always better then..a useful lie!*"

Eric Bolton
*
"*We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to
walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.*"

Phyllis Diller*

"*Laughter is the closest distance between two people.*"

Victor Borge

*
"*Start every day with a smile and get it over with.*"

W.C. Fields
*
*Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.*"

* *Will Rogers

*
*Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work
out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Mickey Rooney
*
"*Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not
have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.*"

Tim Allen
*
*Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't.*"

Erica Jong
*
*Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.*"

Elbert Hubbard[/b]
*
"*Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.*

*Wendell Johnson[/color][/b]
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prashad
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«Reply #1 on: December 15, 2012, 08:39:48 AM »
very nice quotes
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khujli
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«Reply #2 on: December 15, 2012, 09:28:44 AM »
Quote from: nandbahu on December 15, 2012, 07:57:11 AM
"HUMOR FROM GREAT MINDS"


As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

- Norman Wisdom

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.*"

Edgar Watson Howe*

*A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
success!*"

Doug Larson*

"*A harmful truth is always better then..a useful lie!*"

Eric Bolton
*
"*We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to
walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.*"

Phyllis Diller*

"*Laughter is the closest distance between two people.*"

Victor Borge

*
"*Start every day with a smile and get it over with.*"

W.C. Fields
*
*Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.*"

* *Will Rogers

*
*Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work
out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Mickey Rooney
*
"*Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not
have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.*"

Tim Allen
*
*Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't.*"

Erica Jong
*
*Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.*"

Elbert Hubbard[/b]
*
"*Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.*

*Wendell Johnson[/color][/b]


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aqsh
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«Reply #3 on: December 15, 2012, 11:26:47 AM »
very useful and funny indeed
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mkv
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«Reply #4 on: December 15, 2012, 02:25:24 PM »
very nice collection.

great work

thanks
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«Reply #5 on: December 31, 2012, 07:18:42 AM »
Quote from: prashad on December 15, 2012, 08:39:48 AM
very nice quotes
thanx
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«Reply #6 on: December 31, 2012, 07:19:12 AM »
Quote from: qalb on December 15, 2012, 09:28:44 AM

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«Reply #7 on: December 31, 2012, 07:19:38 AM »
Quote from: aqsh on December 15, 2012, 11:26:47 AM
very useful and funny indeed
thanx aqsh ji
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«Reply #8 on: December 31, 2012, 07:20:08 AM »
Quote from: mkv on December 15, 2012, 02:25:24 PM
very nice collection.

great work

thanks
thanx mkv ji
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