KIND ATTENTION-- Main bhi is desh ka neta ban-na chahta hoon

by Sunil Malhotra on November 20, 2012, 07:27:47 AM
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Yaaron main bhi kuch alag karna chahta hoon,
Main bhi is desh ka neta ban-na chahta hoon.
Karna to khair kuch bhi nahi mujhe, bas is desh ko lut-te dekhna chahta hoon.

Mujhe dekhna hai 2G/3G spectrum ghotala, mahan chara aur koyla ghotala ki jaanch fir se karwaunga.
Milunga sab mahan raj netaon se,  fir se sab purane mudde uthaunga.
Shaleenta to mujhe bhi pasand nahi doston, main bhi sansad me apni chappal  uthaunga.

Jaunga main bhi videsh yatra par, videshiyon se desh chalane ki neeti seekhni hai.
Kya fayda desh-hit ki neeti seekh kar, mujhe desh ko gark me le jane ki vidya seekhni hai.

Desh sudhaar ke naam par jo arbon-kharbon rupaye diye jate hain,
Us ke hisse me mujhe bhi bhagidar hona hai.
Mehangayi aur bharshtachar ke jakham de kar janta ko,
Mujhe bhi sarkari kharche par Five Star Deluxe A.C. Rooms me sona hai.

Aji chhodo Gandi, Nehru, Bhagat Singh jaise desh bhakton ko,
Mujhe na koi inse nata jodna hai.
Main to chela hoon aj ke vyabhiyachari netaon ka,
mujhe to inse bhi aage nikalna hai.

Bhavishya-kaleen sabhi ghotaalon me main bhi apna yogdaan dena chahta hoon.
Yaad rahe janta ko umar bhar jo, wo nasoor jakham dena chahta hoon.
Nahi chahiye mujhe ek bhi paisa, bas Dollors se apni jebein (pockets) bharna chahta hoon.
Jyada kuch nahi maangta main doston, Main bhi is desh ka neta ban-na chahta hoon.
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«Reply #1 on: November 20, 2012, 08:25:11 AM »
bohut khoob .....Thumbs UP
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«Reply #2 on: November 20, 2012, 08:26:41 AM »
Bahut  achha  vyangya hai, Sunil ji. Bahut  badhaai.
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«Reply #3 on: November 20, 2012, 09:01:09 AM »
Sunil Jee Aadaab!



WaaH janab waaH kia baat hai kia khoob taNziyaa kalaam kahi hai
janab... behad khoob.... Usual Smile

Is khoob khayaal ko humari dheroN daad...

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MaiN abhu se aapka pahla Voter banuNga.... tongue3
Kabhi bhi koii bhi sawaal nahi karuNga

Bus meri bhi jebeN aap notoN se bher dena
Thoda udhdhar mujh gareeb par bhi kar dena


Hum bhi jhuth muth ki naare bazi kar leNge
Kar ke ghotale tijoriyaN khali kar leNge

Videshi  bank meiN mera bhi acount khuwa dena
Mouka mile toH mujhe bhi wahaaN bulwa dena

Milkar khoob haseNge apne desh ki janta par
Dollar hi kamayeNge hum netao wala dhanda kar



Pata nahi kia likh gaya maiN... Wel Meri dheroN daad kabul kijiye...
Likhate rahiye... aate rahiye...

Shaad O aabaad rahiye...
Khuda Hafez... Usual Smile
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«Reply #4 on: November 20, 2012, 09:08:08 AM »
Quote from: Sunil Malhotra on November 20, 2012, 07:27:47 AM
Yaaron main bhi kuch alag karna chahta hoon,
Main bhi is desh ka neta ban-na chahta hoon.
Karna to khair kuch bhi nahi mujhe, bas is desh ko lut-te dekhna chahta hoon.

Mujhe dekhna hai 2G/3G spectrum ghotala, mahan chara aur koyla ghotala ki jaanch fir se karwaunga.
Milunga sab mahan raj netaon se,  fir se sab purane mudde uthaunga.
Shaleenta to mujhe bhi pasand nahi doston, main bhi sansad me apni chappal  uthaunga.

Jaunga main bhi videsh yatra par, videshiyon se desh chalane ki neeti seekhni hai.
Kya fayda desh-hit ki neeti seekh kar, mujhe desh ko gark me le jane ki vidya seekhni hai.

Desh sudhaar ke naam par jo arbon-kharbon rupaye diye jate hain,
Us ke hisse me mujhe bhi bhagidar hona hai.
Mehangayi aur bharshtachar ke jakham de kar janta ko,
Mujhe bhi sarkari kharche par Five Star Deluxe A.C. Rooms me sona hai.

Aji chhodo Gandi, Nehru, Bhagat Singh jaise desh bhakton ko,
Mujhe na koi inse nata jodna hai.
Main to chela hoon aj ke vyabhiyachari netaon ka,
mujhe to inse bhi aage nikalna hai.

Bhavishya-kaleen sabhi ghotaalon me main bhi apna yogdaan dena chahta hoon.
Yaad rahe janta ko umar bhar jo, wo nasoor jakham dena chahta hoon.
Nahi chahiye mujhe ek bhi paisa, bas Dollors se apni jebein (pockets) bharna chahta hoon.
Jyada kuch nahi maangta main doston, Main bhi is desh ka neta ban-na chahta hoon.



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«Reply #5 on: November 20, 2012, 09:09:16 AM »
Quote from: ParwaaZ on November 20, 2012, 09:01:09 AM
Sunil Jee Aadaab!



WaaH janab waaH kia baat hai kia khoob taNziyaa kalaam kahi hai
janab... behad khoob.... Usual Smile

Is khoob khayaal ko humari dheroN daad...

 Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

icon_salut icon_salut icon_salut icon_salut icon_salut


MaiN abhu se aapka pahla Voter banuNga.... tongue3
Kabhi bhi koii bhi sawaal nahi karuNga

Bus meri bhi jebeN aap notoN se bher dena
Thoda udhdhar mujh gareeb par bhi kar dena


Hum bhi jhuth muth ki naare bazi kar leNge
Kar ke ghotale tijoriyaN khali kar leNge

Videshi  bank meiN mera bhi acount khuwa dena
Mouka mile toH mujhe bhi wahaaN bulwa dena

Milkar khoob haseNge apne desh ki janta par
Dollar hi kamayeNge hum netao wala dhanda kar



Pata nahi kia likh gaya maiN... Wel Meri dheroN daad kabul kijiye...
Likhate rahiye... aate rahiye...

Shaad O aabaad rahiye...
Khuda Hafez... Usual Smile




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«Reply #6 on: November 20, 2012, 09:39:58 AM »
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bahut khoob likha hai aapne
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«Reply #8 on: November 20, 2012, 10:28:25 AM »
kya bat kya bat
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«Reply #9 on: November 21, 2012, 02:19:01 AM »
bohut khoob , tareef ke qabil ,
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«Reply #10 on: November 21, 2012, 04:02:58 AM »
Shukriya doston... mujhe andaja na tha ki ye vyangya aapko itna pasand aayega... hausla afjai ke liye bahut-2 shukriya...
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«Reply #11 on: November 22, 2012, 03:18:03 AM »
bahut khoob Sunil jee
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Quote from: ParwaaZ on November 20, 2012, 09:01:09 AM
Sunil Jee Aadaab!



WaaH janab waaH kia baat hai kia khoob taNziyaa kalaam kahi hai
janab... behad khoob.... Usual Smile

Is khoob khayaal ko humari dheroN daad...

 Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

icon_salut icon_salut icon_salut icon_salut icon_salut


MaiN abhu se aapka pahla Voter banuNga.... tongue3
Kabhi bhi koii bhi sawaal nahi karuNga

Bus meri bhi jebeN aap notoN se bher dena
Thoda udhdhar mujh gareeb par bhi kar dena


Hum bhi jhuth muth ki naare bazi kar leNge
Kar ke ghotale tijoriyaN khali kar leNge

Videshi  bank meiN mera bhi acount khuwa dena
Mouka mile toH mujhe bhi wahaaN bulwa dena

Milkar khoob haseNge apne desh ki janta par
Dollar hi kamayeNge hum netao wala dhanda kar



Pata nahi kia likh gaya maiN... Wel Meri dheroN daad kabul kijiye...
Likhate rahiye... aate rahiye...

Shaad O aabaad rahiye...
Khuda Hafez... Usual Smile


khoob likha hai parwaaz bhai
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