कब्रिस्तान में फंक्शन.............Rishi

by Rishi Agarwal on October 12, 2009, 03:45:11 PM
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अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा,
गैरों में कहाँ दम था.
मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.

मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला,
उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था.
मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया,
क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था.

मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया,
नर्सों में कहाँ दम था.
मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था.
मुझे तो बम से उड़ाया,
गोली में कहाँ दम था.
और मुझे सड़क में दफनाया,
क्योंकि कब्रिस्तान में फंक्शन था |





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«Reply #1 on: October 13, 2009, 02:06:02 AM »
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Wah bahut khoob Rishi ji,very funny. icon_thumleft Applause Applause Applause Applause
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Quote from: Rishi Agarwal on October 12, 2009, 03:45:11 PM
अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा,
गैरों में कहाँ दम था.
मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.

मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला,
उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था.
मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया,
क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था.

मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया,
नर्सों में कहाँ दम था.
मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था.
मुझे तो बम से उड़ाया,
गोली में कहाँ दम था.
और मुझे सड़क में दफनाया,
क्योंकि कब्रिस्तान में फंक्शन था |
Quote from: Rishi Agarwal on October 12, 2009, 03:45:11 PM
अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा,
गैरों में कहाँ दम था.
मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.

मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला,
उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था.
मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया,
क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था.

मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया,
नर्सों में कहाँ दम था.
मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था.
मुझे तो बम से उड़ाया,
गोली में कहाँ दम था.
और मुझे सड़क में दफनाया,
क्योंकि कब्रिस्तान में फंक्शन था |


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«Reply #4 on: October 13, 2009, 05:04:39 AM »
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Nice Sharing Rishiji Thumbs UP
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Quote from: madhuwesh on October 13, 2009, 02:06:02 AM
Wah bahut khoob Rishi ji,very funny. icon_thumleft Applause Applause Applause Applause

Thnx Madhu JI
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Quote from: sahni on October 13, 2009, 04:53:37 AM
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Thnx Sahni ji
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«Reply #7 on: October 13, 2009, 06:20:17 AM »
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Quote from: pankshivam on October 13, 2009, 05:04:39 AM
Nice Sharing Rishiji Thumbs UP

Thnx pankshivam ji
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Quote from: Rishi Agarwal on October 12, 2009, 03:45:11 PM
Rishi yaar english main bhi likha karo plz,,mujhe bahot waqt laga padhne main...its good ,,its different.. wel done
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«Reply #9 on: October 17, 2009, 05:42:14 AM »
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I THINK THIS IS NOT THE  ORIGINAL ONE AS THE SAME OF THIS TYPE I HAD USD IN THE LAST YEAR.U SHOULDN'T TAKE THE CREDIT FOR THIS.
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«Reply #10 on: November 15, 2009, 02:16:53 PM »
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Rishi good sharing.....
You should write...NM
wHEN EVER you share some one else's work this is rule at Yoindia....Roja-di aa rahi hongi danda le kar....take care...

Quote from: Rishi Agarwal on October 12, 2009, 03:45:11 PM
अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा,
गैरों में कहाँ दम था.
मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.

मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला,
उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था.
मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया,
क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था.

मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया,
नर्सों में कहाँ दम था.
मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था.
मुझे तो बम से उड़ाया,
गोली में कहाँ दम था.
और मुझे सड़क में दफनाया,
क्योंकि कब्रिस्तान में फंक्शन था |

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«Reply #11 on: November 15, 2009, 02:23:56 PM »
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Quote from: minhaj.saif on October 14, 2009, 11:40:41 PM
Quote from: Rishi Agarwal on October 12, 2009, 03:45:11 PM
Rishi yaar english main bhi likha karo plz,,mujhe bahot waqt laga padhne main...its good ,,its different.. wel done

Ok Sir Aage Se mein english mein bhi likhunga and thnx
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Quote from: htaank on October 17, 2009, 05:42:14 AM
I THINK THIS IS NOT THE  ORIGINAL ONE AS THE SAME OF THIS TYPE I HAD USD IN THE LAST YEAR.U SHOULDN'T TAKE THE CREDIT FOR THIS.

yes Aapne Padha Hoga Aur Me yaha koi credit le nahi rha sir
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«Reply #13 on: November 15, 2009, 02:26:38 PM »
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Quote from: KOYAL46 on November 15, 2009, 02:16:53 PM
Rishi good sharing.....
You should write...NM
wHEN EVER you share some one else's work this is rule at Yoindia....Roja-di aa rahi hongi danda le kar....take care...


Thnx KoyaL Ji and meine NM mention kar rkha hai
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