ek istri ki kahaani

by klaskar on August 31, 2010, 12:15:20 PM
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Ek din, ek pados ka chora,
mere tai aake bolya :
"Chacha ji, apni ISTRI de dyo"

Main Chupp, wo pher kahan lagaa :
"Chacha ji, Apni ISTRI de dyo nai"

Jab usne yo kahi dubara,
manne apni birbaani ki taraf kara ishaara :
"Le jaa bhai, yo baithee"

Chora kuch sharmaya, kuch muskaya,
phir kahan lagaa :
"Nahi chacha ji, wo kapda aali"

Main bolya, "are tanne dikhe konya
ya kapda main hi to baithee sai"

Wo chora pher kahan lagaa :
"Chacha ji, aap tai mazaak karo so
manne to wo current wali chaihye"

Main bolya, "Are bawli Aulaad,
Tu haath lagaa ke to dekh
YA CURRENT BHI MAARE SAI"


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«Reply #1 on: August 31, 2010, 01:12:28 PM »
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hahahahhahahah......... Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

sahi likhi hai jisne likhai hai.......

kai dino baad rajasthani poem suni...surenda sharma ji ki yaad aagai...unki chaar laina.....fresh ho gai kapil tumhari poem se.....
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«Reply #2 on: August 31, 2010, 01:23:53 PM »
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sahi kahaa aapne... ye lijiye ... aapki shaan me ek aur haazir hai...

kabhi moongfali kabhi kathal khilati
kash koe alka mujhe bhi pata-ti

main badaam deta, woh chuhare lati
mai usko khilata, woh mujhko khilati
bat humari kuch aise ban hi jati
kash koe alka mujhe bhi pata-ti

pahadi aalo tohfe main deta
himachal se laya hun sath kahta
bhindi ko kahta anguli hai teri
khane ke bad jise chat-ta rahta
sunti to tamatar sa lal ho jati
kash keo alka mujhe bhi pata-ti

teri yadon ke belan hai mujhko padte
teri ahat jaise do bartan ho khatkte
kadoo sa hai hoobhoo tera chehra
tinde se tere do naina chamkte
sun ke tarifen bhaav apne badhati
kash keo alka mujhe bhi pata-ti


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«Reply #3 on: August 31, 2010, 01:31:12 PM »
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aap na uski yunhi tareef karna call pe kapil....
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«Reply #4 on: August 31, 2010, 01:33:40 PM »
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hahahahahaha.... jarur... kyun nahi....

Ek bhaia ji talaab me naha rahe the,
mal mal ke garami mita rahe the.

dubkia.n o chubkia.n laga rahe the,
thande pani ka lutaf utha rahe the.

udhar se punjab police ka hawaldaar aaya,
bhaiya ji se rupayia enthne ka mansooba banaaya.

bola-- Kiu.n be ! garmi se kiu.n itni bechaini hai,
bahar aake kapde pahan , teri talashi leni hai.....


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«Reply #5 on: August 31, 2010, 01:36:12 PM »
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haahhahahahahha bas karo ab ......khansi shuru ho gai has has k
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«Reply #6 on: August 31, 2010, 01:42:10 PM »
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bas ye aakhri hai...

Traffic jaam hua tha bhari
Kya karti ek ceetee police ki bechari
Aamne saamne vahan khde huye thay
Jaise ladai k maidaan me date huye thay

Kaun hate pichhay morche per sab aade thay
Kaun chhota sab kaptan bade bade thay
Ek bus me hum bhi fase huye thay
Kya ho fayda traffic jaam se soch me pade thay

Bahut dere dere se hum, office dair se phuche
Gusse me boss ne vyang me puchha
' Itni jaldi kaise aaye'? muh latkaye hum bole
' Traffic jaam me fase thay sir '

Shayad unhe bhi tha anubhav iska
Muzse aage aage wo bhi pahuche thay late
Jawab hamara jum gaya tha
Gussa unka tham gya tha

Aur aab hamare demag me
Traffic jaam k fayde kar rehe thay wait
Hum bhi samaz rehe thay uska weight
Turant cash karne ka idea socha !!!

Dhere se aapni caligue ko puchha,
Aaj sham free ho kya?
Usne muskurakar puchha,
Kyo irade kya hain?

Hum bole bus yuhi, ghumenge firenge
Coffie piyenge aur kya !!
Na baba, dair se pahuchi to daant pedegi
Hamne samzhaya traffic jaam ka fayda !

Dair se ghar pahuche hum
Liye traffic jaam ki dhaal
Socha tha bhukamp milega saamne
Per mila tala, tabhi padosan boli.....

Phone tha dair se aayengi wo
' Traffic jaam me fassi hain '
Bahut dair tak thahka laga hanse hum !
Hamara hi juta pada tha hamare hi sar.


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«Reply #7 on: August 31, 2010, 05:37:46 PM »
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Bhai Kapil haasya ras ki majedaar poems share ki hain yaar......Ras  ki fuhaar.....hassi ki guhaar.rukti hi nahi hai ji.....

Aap ko bataun ye Traffic wali poem Surendra Mardia ji ki likhi hai......unki pustak "By-Paas" me se hai.....Soubhagya se is ki ek copy mujhe Bombay me prapt hui thee.....



Quote from: klaskar on August 31, 2010, 01:42:10 PM
bas ye aakhri hai...

Traffic jaam hua tha bhari
Kya karti ek ceetee police ki bechari
Aamne saamne vahan khde huye thay
Jaise ladai k maidaan me date huye thay

Kaun hate pichhay morche per sab aade thay
Kaun chhota sab kaptan bade bade thay
Ek bus me hum bhi fase huye thay
Kya ho fayda traffic jaam se soch me pade thay

Bahut dere dere se hum, office dair se phuche
Gusse me boss ne vyang me puchha
' Itni jaldi kaise aaye'? muh latkaye hum bole
' Traffic jaam me fase thay sir '

Shayad unhe bhi tha anubhav iska
Muzse aage aage wo bhi pahuche thay late
Jawab hamara jum gaya tha
Gussa unka tham gya tha

Aur aab hamare demag me
Traffic jaam k fayde kar rehe thay wait
Hum bhi samaz rehe thay uska weight
Turant cash karne ka idea socha !!!

Dhere se aapni caligue ko puchha,
Aaj sham free ho kya?
Usne muskurakar puchha,
Kyo irade kya hain?

Hum bole bus yuhi, ghumenge firenge
Coffie piyenge aur kya !!
Na baba, dair se pahuchi to daant pedegi
Hamne samzhaya traffic jaam ka fayda !

Dair se ghar pahuche hum
Liye traffic jaam ki dhaal
Socha tha bhukamp milega saamne
Per mila tala, tabhi padosan boli.....

Phone tha dair se aayengi wo
' Traffic jaam me fassi hain '
Bahut dair tak thahka laga hanse hum !
Hamara hi juta pada tha hamare hi sar.


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«Reply #8 on: August 31, 2010, 06:14:42 PM »
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Klasakar Sahab Kia mehfil Sajayi hai Janab....
Hasi ke hasgulle baras pade, aur bahut achcha laga ... last One is too good..... DOH Applause Applause Applause         
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«Reply #9 on: August 31, 2010, 10:15:54 PM »
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 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard  Laughing hard
Nice sharing Kapil
 Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
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«Reply #10 on: September 01, 2010, 12:41:09 PM »
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shukriya Anaam ji ye jaankaari share  karne ke liye...!!!

Quote from: ANAAM on August 31, 2010, 05:37:46 PM
Bhai Kapil haasya ras ki majedaar poems share ki hain yaar......Ras  ki fuhaar.....hassi ki guhaar.rukti hi nahi hai ji.....

Aap ko bataun ye Traffic wali poem Surendra Mardia ji ki likhi hai......unki pustak "By-Paas" me se hai.....Soubhagya se is ki ek copy mujhe Bombay me prapt hui thee.....
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«Reply #11 on: September 01, 2010, 12:41:42 PM »
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bahut bahut shukriya Parwaaz ji....!!!

Quote from: ParwaaZ on August 31, 2010, 06:14:42 PM
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

Klasakar Sahab Kia mehfil Sajayi hai Janab....
Hasi ke hasgulle baras pade, aur bahut achcha laga ... last One is too good..... DOH Applause Applause Applause         

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«Reply #12 on: September 01, 2010, 12:42:06 PM »
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thanks a lot Rajesh ji...!!!

Quote from: Rajesh Harish on August 31, 2010, 10:15:54 PM
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Nice sharing Kapil
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