Mazaar.......Sahal.

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«Reply #60 on: August 14, 2013, 07:31:24 PM »
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Quote from: aqsh on August 14, 2013, 06:57:54 PM
Mai aa gayi iqtedar ji.  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

samajh jaao iqtedar biwi ke haathon pitne ka waqt aa gaya hai aapka. yeh saare mssg unhe forward kar doongi  Giggle Giggle Giggle
ARRAY AISA GHZAB MAT KARNA AGAR YE MESSGE IQTEDAR BHAI K WIFE KO FORWARD KAROGE TO WO FAST FORWARD HO JAYENGE,, BAAT JAB TAK RAAZ MEIN HAI UNO DABAK KE BAITHE HUE HAI,LIKE COHA Laughing hard
JAISE HI UNKE WIFE KO PATA CHALA TO BOLENGE KE
AB TO BEGUM KO PATA CHAL GAYA AP KAHE KA DARR.
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«Reply #61 on: August 14, 2013, 07:39:10 PM »
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Quote from: sahal on August 14, 2013, 07:31:24 PM
ARRAY AISA GHZAB MAT KARNA AGAR YE MESSGE IQTEDAR BHAI K WIFE KO FORWARD KAROGE TO WO FAST FORWARD HO JAYENGE,, BAAT JAB TAK RAAZ MEIN HAI UNO DABAK KE BAITHE HUE HAI,LIKE COHA Laughing hard
JAISE HI UNKE WIFE KO PATA CHALA TO BOLENGE KE
AB TO BEGUM KO PATA CHAL GAYA AP KAHE KA DARR.

Iqtedar phir chuhe se sher ho jaayenge kya sahal. nahi baba phir tom and jerry ka khel shuru hoga unke ghar par  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #62 on: August 14, 2013, 07:42:38 PM »
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kya baat kahi hai bhai aapne waaaaah wife ko pata chaljayega to dar khatam Usual Smile
Husband and Wife are like liver and kidney,
Husband is liver and wife is kidney,
If liver fails kidney fails, if kidney fails liver manages with other kidney  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #63 on: August 14, 2013, 07:54:02 PM »
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Aqsh kya aapne nahi padha Sahal bhai ne kaha hai ke "apni aqhal aur dosre ki wife hamesha bhali lagti hai" - to jab meri wife ko pata chalega to main usey yehi dialog kahdonga ke 'dosre ki biwi har mard ko achi lagti hai' so mujhe bhi achi lagti hain, aur ye acha lagna mardangi ka saboot hai  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #64 on: August 14, 2013, 07:59:47 PM »
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kya baat kahi hai bhai aapne waaaaah wife ko pata chaljayega to dar khatam Usual Smile
Husband and Wife are like liver and kidney,
Husband is liver and wife is kidney,
If liver fails kidney fails, if kidney fails liver manages with other kidney  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard ... APKI TO KIDNEY TO SALAMAT HAI TO AUR EK KIDNEY KI TALASH KYUN KARRE HO BHAI..

LAGTA HAI YE LIVER SADH JAYEGA RE BHAI.. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #65 on: August 14, 2013, 08:02:29 PM »
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Aqsh kya aapne nahi padha Sahal bhai ne kaha hai ke "apni aqhal aur dosre ki wife hamesha bhali lagti hai" - to jab meri wife ko pata chalega to main usey yehi dialog kahdonga ke 'dosre ki biwi har mard ko achi lagti hai' so mujhe bhi achi lagti hain, aur ye acha lagna mardangi ka saboot hai  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

aap apni mardangi ka saboot doge aur woh apni nari shakti ka saboot degi iqtedar samajh jaayiye kya hashar hoga phir  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #66 on: August 14, 2013, 08:06:01 PM »
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aap apni mardangi ka saboot doge aur woh apni nari shakti ka saboot degi iqtedar samajh jaayiye kya hashar hoga phir  Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

HAHAAHAHAHA Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard

NAARI SHAKTI,
SE PALO MUKTI,
KARKE BHAKTI,
MILEGI MUKTI,
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«Reply #67 on: August 14, 2013, 08:08:27 PM »
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Allah bachaye is Nari shakti se, main bakhobi waqhif hoon is se hahahahaaaa...
To phir aap logon ki baton ko mad'denazar rakhte huwe main apne irade badal leta hoon aur aaj ghar jaane ke baad wife ko ye song ga kar sunalonga...
Tu hi meri pehli khwaaish, tu hi aakhri hai
Tu meri zindagi hai, tu meri har khushi hai  Shocked Even More
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«Reply #68 on: August 14, 2013, 08:13:49 PM »
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Allah bachaye is Nari shakti se, main bakhobi waqhif hoon is se hahahahaaaa...
To phir aap logon ki baton ko mad'denazar rakhte huwe main apne irade badal leta hoon aur aaj ghar jaane ke baad wife ko ye song ga kar sunalonga...
Tu hi meri pehli khwaaish, tu hi aakhri hai
Tu meri zindagi hai, tu meri har khushi hai  Shocked Even More

HMMM YE GANA BHI ,
DUSRI KIDNEY DILANE KA KOI BAHANA HAI,
MASKA LAGANE KE LIYA ,YE GANA PURANA HAI.

HUM BHI ACHHI TARHA WAAQIF HAIN ,,HHHHMMMMMMMM...
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«Reply #69 on: August 14, 2013, 08:19:20 PM »
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Quote from: Iqtedar on August 14, 2013, 08:08:27 PM
Allah bachaye is Nari shakti se, main bakhobi waqhif hoon is se hahahahaaaa...
To phir aap logon ki baton ko mad'denazar rakhte huwe main apne irade badal leta hoon aur aaj ghar jaane ke baad wife ko ye song ga kar sunalonga...
Tu hi meri pehli khwaaish, tu hi aakhri hai
Tu meri zindagi hai, tu meri har khushi hai  Shocked Even More
Iqtedar soch kar gaana kyunki result toh aapko pata hai na. kahin phir koi aawaaz na aa jaaye.. mera ishaara samajh gaye honge aap.. Giggle Giggle Giggle pakka tom and jerry ka game hoga..

aaj ke liye bas ab chalti hoon. banda line par aa gaya chhod diya jaaye judge sahal ab inhe...
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«Reply #70 on: August 14, 2013, 08:37:46 PM »
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ab banda sudhar na jaye to aur kya kare - ye joke padhye...
Teacher: Bacho wada karo kabhi girls ko nahi sataoge.
Bachey: Nahi satayenge.
Teacher: Girls ka picha nahi karoge, na hi unhen chedoge.
Bachey: Nahi karenge.
Teacher: Or desh pe apni jaan qhurbaan kardoge.
Bachey: Kar denge ji, aesi zindagi ka aur karna bhi kya  Laughing hard Giggle Laughing hard
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«Reply #71 on: August 14, 2013, 08:38:44 PM »
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ab banda sudhar na jaye to aur kya kare - ye joke padhye...
Teacher: Bacho wada karo kabhi girls ko nahi sataoge.
Bachey: Nahi satayenge.
Teacher: Girls ka picha nahi karoge, na hi unhen chedoge.
Bachey: Nahi karenge.
Teacher: Or desh pe apni jaan qhurbaan kardoge.
Bachey: Kar denge ji, aesi zindagi ka aur karna bhi kya  Laughing hard Giggle Laughing hard

 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Jokes mein mastery kiye ho lagta hai iqtedar aap...
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«Reply #72 on: August 14, 2013, 09:11:33 PM »
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Iqtedar soch kar gaana kyunki result toh aapko pata hai na. kahin phir koi aawaaz na aa jaaye.. mera ishaara samajh gaye honge aap.. Giggle Giggle Giggle pakka tom and jerry ka game hoga..

aaj ke liye bas ab chalti hoon. banda line par aa gaya chhod diya jaaye judge sahal ab inhe...

HMMM YA KAUNSI AWAAZ KI BAAT HORI HAI AQSH JI,
GAME TO ON HI HAI...
BANDA AUR BANDAR KABHI NAHI SUDHARTE,,KULATI MAREGA HI Laughing hard Laughing hard
AUR SHADI SHUDA BANDE TO ..KABHI NAHI ..

ACHHA AP WAKALAT KARRI HAI TO INHE ZAMANAT PE RIHA KIYA JATA HAI,, PESHI KE LIYE ANA PADEGA.

THE COURT IS ADJOURNED TILL TOMORROW.... Laughing hard Laughing hard
IQTEDAR BHAI AAJ KI PESHI KABHI NAHI BHULENGE..GHR JAKE BHABI KO YE GANA SUNANA APNI TARAF SE.

DIL DE DIYA HAI,JAAN TUMHE DENGE,
DAGHA NAHI KARENGE SANAM ,RAB DI KASAM YARA
RAB DI KASAM..AUR MOO KE SAAATH SAATH DIL SE BHI GANA  KE Laughing hard Laughing hard

IQTEDAR BHAI AAJ BOHUT SATAYA AAPKO ,,,AGAR BURA LAGA TO MAAFI. Winking Feared.
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«Reply #73 on: August 14, 2013, 10:30:39 PM »
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jokes may mastery nahi balke paedaeshi mashqhara hoon main  occasion17
Sahal bhai apnon ke satane ka bura nahi bhala lagta hai, uar yon bhi...
Sata lay ae jahan na kholenge zuban
Sitam tere kabhi to be'asar ho jaenge
Thakey harey hain hum jahan tutega dum
Bichake sej angaron ki chup ho jaenge...
ghar jakar aapka suggest kiya huwa gana zaroor sunaonga...
inshaAllah phir kal hazri hogi (bhai ye mail itna lamba horaha hai ke kahin iAdmin naraz na hojayen) mujhe narazgiyon se bahot dar lagta hai  Usual Smile
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«Reply #74 on: August 15, 2013, 01:12:42 PM »
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Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Jokes mein mastery kiye ho lagta hai iqtedar aap...
jee haa aqsh ji inhone mastery ki hai ,,
aur shadi ke baad ki life per bacherlors kiya hai. Laughing hard Laughing hard
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