1-A king discovered-----2-master piece----sheel didi

by sushilbansal on October 25, 2012, 01:14:20 AM
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1--king discovered--
Once a king discovered that one of his slaves was almost a double for him
He beckoned him and asked,"Slave, did your mother ever visited my kingdom?"
"No, my Lord,"said the slave,"but my father did."

2-master piece---
Question:-Why God created man before creating woman.

Answer:- Beacuse you need a rough draft before you creat a masterpiece.
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«Reply #1 on: October 25, 2012, 01:34:52 AM »
वैरी funny Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #2 on: October 25, 2012, 01:51:21 AM »
Quote from: nandbahu on October 25, 2012, 01:34:52 AM
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Aaj mn kiya festival season shuru ho giya hai kuch hans hansa liya jaey--
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«Reply #3 on: October 25, 2012, 02:09:45 AM »
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«Reply #4 on: October 25, 2012, 02:22:59 AM »
Quote from: suman59 on October 25, 2012, 02:09:45 AM
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Suman ji na janey aaj keya sujhi subha subha joke post kar diya.
festival time maien sab ko khush karna chahiye shayed is liye !
mayrey khiyal may dewali tak to kam say kam har kisi ko eak joke jarur post karna chahiye.
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«Reply #5 on: October 25, 2012, 02:36:19 AM »
Quote from: sushilbansal on October 25, 2012, 02:22:59 AM
Suman ji na janey aaj keya sujhi subha subha joke post kar diya.
festival time maien sab ko khush karna chahiye shayed is liye !
mayrey khiyal may dewali tak to kam say kam har kisi ko eak joke jarur post karna chahiye.

sheed di, subah subah jokes padni chahiye. dil kholke haste hai to dil halka feel hota. aur Positiveness se shuruwat hoti din. aisa hi haste hasate rahiyega.
haan subah jokes zaruri hai.... icon_thumleft
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«Reply #6 on: October 25, 2012, 02:44:25 AM »
Quote from: sushilbansal on October 25, 2012, 01:14:20 AM
1--king discovered--
Once a king discovered that one of his slaves was almost a double for him
He beckoned him and asked,"Slave, did your mother ever visited my kingdom?"
"No, my Lord,"said the slave,"but my father did."

2-master piece---
Question:-Why God created man before creating woman.

Answer:- Beacuse you need a rough draft before you creat a masterpiece.
wounderful


ek aadmi ka gala kharab hogaya,raat mein ek dr. ke yaha gaya waha jaker door bell bajai,darwaja khula to usne gala kharab hone ki wajah se dhire se pucha dr sahab ghar mei hain
ander se dr ki biwi ki awaaj aayi nahi hai ander aa jao
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«Reply #7 on: October 25, 2012, 02:47:52 AM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard =))Very Nice. Didi Ji
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«Reply #8 on: October 25, 2012, 04:29:38 AM »
 Applause Applause Applause Applause
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«Reply #9 on: October 25, 2012, 04:45:09 AM »
2-master piece---
Question:-Why God created man before creating woman.

Answer:- kyonki Bhagwaan khud mushibat ko jhelne se darte the. Esliye Man ko pahle banaya.
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«Reply #10 on: October 25, 2012, 04:59:05 AM »
A Joke: :- Do't laugh
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1 ladki k pass ek
unknown call
aayi.....
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Ladka- do u hav a bf?
..
Ladki- yes.. But
      who r u?
.
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Ladka- tera bhaai..... Ruk
   ghar aa k
  btata huN
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After few sendz once
again
unknown cal
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Ladka- do u hav a bf?
.
Ladki- no i dont--
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Ladka- to mai kaun huN???
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Ladki- ohh sorry jaan
maine socha bhaai hai---
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Ladka- mai bhaai hi hu---
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bass aaj to tu gayi
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«Reply #11 on: October 25, 2012, 05:04:43 AM »
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Quote from: Masoom Shahzada on October 25, 2012, 04:45:09 AM

maja aah giya. Abhi tumareh baare may sooch rahi thi.sunoo ab eak joke har rooz post karna hai aapan key shair to jungal may chutiya maanaaney chale gaye hai intzar mat karna.
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«Reply #12 on: October 25, 2012, 05:07:18 AM »
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Quote from: Masoom Shahzada on October 25, 2012, 04:59:05 AM
A Joke: :- Do't laugh
.........
1 ladki k pass ek
unknown call
aayi.....
.
.
Ladka- do u hav a bf?
..
Ladki- yes.. But
      who r u?
.
.
Ladka- tera bhaai..... Ruk
   ghar aa k
  btata huN
.
.
.
After few sendz once
again
unknown cal
.
.
.
Ladka- do u hav a bf?
.
Ladki- no i dont--
.
Ladka- to mai kaun huN???
.
Ladki- ohh sorry jaan
maine socha bhaai hai---
.
Ladka- mai bhaai hi hu---
<
bass aaj to tu gayi
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«Reply #13 on: October 25, 2012, 05:09:41 AM »
Quote from: MANOJ6568 on October 25, 2012, 02:44:25 AM
wounderful


ek aadmi ka gala kharab hogaya,raat mein ek dr. ke yaha gaya waha jaker door bell bajai,darwaja khula to usne gala kharab hone ki wajah se dhire se pucha dr sahab ghar mei hain
ander se dr ki biwi ki awaaj aayi nahi hai ander aa jao
ha ha ha ha ha aaaaaaaaa------hon Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause icon_salut Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard =))thanks lets post one joke daily.
sheel didi
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«Reply #14 on: October 25, 2012, 05:12:14 AM »
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Quote from: sksaini4 on October 25, 2012, 04:29:38 AM
Applause Applause Applause Applause
thank you bhaiya.Ab Diwali aa gai hansna jaruri hai.kush honey mai to bazar bhi nahi jana parta. Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
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