6 week , 6 month , 6 years, of marriage.... my collections..

by punam on August 15, 2007, 04:05:56 AM

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punam

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«Reply #120 on: June 22, 2008, 05:58:35 AM »

Two foolish Friends
Friend(in anger):the word 'impossible' is not in my dictionary.
The other friend: it's too late.why don"t you check it while buying..?


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Re: 6 week , 6 month , 6 years, of marriage.... my collections..

«Reply #121 on: June 23, 2008, 02:04:31 PM »

One lady took his husband to a Doctor about his sound sleep and asked for remedy,
Then Doctor asked her how many members are in your home,
she said 4 including her husband,
Then Doctor gave her three tablets.
She asked with this tablets my husband will stop sound sleep,
Doctor said that tablets are for you, once you take the tablet,
you will get good sleep.


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«Reply #122 on: June 24, 2008, 06:13:40 PM »

Interviewer: Tell me atleast eight wild animals.
Candidate: It's five lions and three tigers.
Interviewer: Oh! No!
OK, answer me properly a maths question, how do you share 4 apples to 5 members. Candidate: I will squash the apples and make juice and share it to each of them..


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«Reply #123 on: June 26, 2008, 03:47:09 PM »

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”

Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!


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«Reply #124 on: June 26, 2008, 03:49:58 PM »

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now...


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«Reply #125 on: June 26, 2008, 03:51:36 PM »

Good Collection Punam!!

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.

2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.

3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.

4.Threat:When I am on tour


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punam

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«Reply #126 on: June 26, 2008, 04:05:28 PM »

Thanx di..


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Re: 6 week , 6 month , 6 years, of marriage.... my collections..

«Reply #127 on: June 28, 2008, 05:56:50 AM »

Quote from: punam on June 26, 2008, 03:47:09 PM

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”

Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!


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punam

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«Reply #128 on: July 09, 2008, 05:59:52 AM »

Thanx bhaiya...


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«Reply #129 on: July 09, 2008, 06:01:22 AM »

He has Brain??
Once Mr.Bean gets severe head ache and he goes for a hosipital for chek-up......
Doctor : sorry! to say this.you have brain tumour.
Mr.Bean : yeeeessss!!(jumps with joy).
Doctor : didn't you hear what I said?
Mr.Bean : yes, I did.Do you think I am deaf?
Doctor : then why did you laugh?
Mr.Bean : I laughed because now everyone will know that I have Brain...


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«Reply #130 on: July 10, 2008, 04:44:15 AM »

A Doctor & Engineer Loved a same girl.
Engineer is going out of station for a week,So he gave 7 Apples to the girl<
why?the girl asked
Engineer because an Apple a day keep the Doctor away....


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«Reply #131 on: July 10, 2008, 06:52:14 PM »

Quote from: punam on July 10, 2008, 04:44:15 AM

A Doctor & Engineer Loved a same girl.
Engineer is going out of station for a week,So he gave 7 Apples to the girl<
why?the girl asked
Engineer because an Apple a day keep the Doctor away....

ha ha ha good one!!


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«Reply #132 on: July 11, 2008, 04:03:46 AM »

Thanx Pooja di...

Father: Best of Luck for your Interview my son.
Son: Thank you dad.
(After interview, son came home, afterwards father asked him)
Father: (on Seeing new chair) how is your interview my son?
Son: Fine.
Father: What's this a new chair?
Son: I got this in my interview?
Father: What?
Son: Yes dad! when i enter the interview room, the interviewer said as "Take your seat". That's why i have taken the seat and come back. Father:!!!!


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«Reply #133 on: July 13, 2008, 11:04:22 AM »

Friend1: You have two six (6,6) Add, Subtract, Multiply or divided do anything. But the answer should be 13.
Friend2: I don't know the answer.
Friend1: If you add wrongly it will come 13...


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«Reply #134 on: July 13, 2008, 12:10:40 PM »

Quote from: punam on July 11, 2008, 04:03:46 AM


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