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«Reply #30 on: November 01, 2007, 08:44:31 AM »

Thanx Azeem ji...


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«Reply #31 on: November 01, 2007, 08:46:48 AM »

A gujarati boy....

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"


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«Reply #32 on: November 01, 2007, 11:57:11 AM »

Accha Hai


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«Reply #33 on: November 09, 2007, 09:02:03 AM »

Thanx...


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«Reply #34 on: November 09, 2007, 09:05:29 AM »

Maths quest ko student ne kaise solve kiya..jara niche dekho ...


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«Reply #35 on: November 09, 2007, 09:07:33 AM »

Maths quest ko student ne kaise solve kiya..jara niche dekho ...


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«Reply #36 on: November 09, 2007, 05:29:25 PM »

GOOD ONE


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«Reply #37 on: November 16, 2007, 03:18:01 PM »

Nice,.


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«Reply #38 on: December 02, 2007, 10:17:28 AM »

Thanx pooja di and Azeem ji..


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«Reply #39 on: December 02, 2007, 10:18:30 AM »

A drunk

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car.

'They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator,' he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could get under way the phone rang a second time, with the same voice came over the line. 'Never mind,' said the drunk with a hiccup, 'I got in the backseat by mistake.'


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«Reply #40 on: December 02, 2007, 10:19:48 AM »

Kaisa hai

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.

One candidate is Arun Mhatre an Indian (Mumbai) guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.

2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave.

2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Arun turns to the other candidate and says 'Kaisa hai re tu'

The other candidate answers 'Accha hai re'...


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«Reply #41 on: December 30, 2007, 07:03:09 AM »

Mr.Bean Driving
One day Mr.Bean is driving a scooter on Highway in zig zag motion .
One policeman reach to him and said what are you doing he said ?
Mr.Bean: I am learning how to drive scooter.
Policman: then where is your trainer ?
Mr.Bean: I am doing correspondance course.....


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«Reply #42 on: December 31, 2007, 11:34:23 AM »

Nice Joke yaar,.


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«Reply #43 on: January 01, 2008, 06:57:49 AM »

Mr.bean and Chineese
A Chineese was in hospital. Mr.Bean went to meet him.
Chineese:said; "Ching chong mou chu cha." and died.
Mr.Bean:went to China to knew the meaning - "Idiot remove u r leg on Oxygen pipe."


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«Reply #44 on: January 03, 2008, 03:35:57 PM »

Nice Joke Again Punam Ji,
Waise Was It the Correct Meaning Of Ching chong mou chu cha


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