*A Furniture Dealer's Trip To Paris*

by Roja on January 14, 2009, 10:55:18 AM
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A Sardar furniture dealer decided that he wanted to expand
the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see
What he could find.

After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip ever to
the French capital), he met with some manufacturers and finally
selected a new range of furniture that he thought would sell well back
home in India .

To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a pub
and have a glass of wine.

As he sat down enjoying his wine, soon enough, a very
beautiful attractive young lady came to his table, asked him
something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned
towards the chair.

He invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in
Hindi, Punjabi & English, but she did not speak or know any of these
languages. So, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with
her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it her.

She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took
another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded.

They left the pub and found a quiet cafe that featured a
small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he
took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing.

She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the
cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Then, after they were back at their table, the young lady
took a napkin and drew a picture of a bed.

........ ............ ........ Would you believe it..
....!!!

Till this day, the Sardar has no idea how she figured out
that he was in the furniture business!!!!

 tongue3 tongue3
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«Reply #1 on: January 14, 2009, 11:08:28 AM »
 Giggle Giggle DOH

Roja rukho abhi batati hoon uska meaning ... Winking tongue3
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Rajesh Harish
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«Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 11:13:17 AM »
Bahut hi mazedaar rahi Roja Ji
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cara
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«Reply #3 on: January 14, 2009, 12:10:53 PM »
i think sardar mis under stood the lady ,
lady was offering  a night  with him in the bed,
and sardar thought she was funiture dealer,and fool sardar missed that night.
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Good Joke,.
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