A Mental Asylum Entrance Exam ;)

by Suhas on November 17, 2005, 06:01:38 AM
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"    
   
                                                                           
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."                                                            
   
                                                                         
1. Would you use the spoon?                                          
   

2. Would you use the teacup?                                          
   

3. Would you use the bucket?                                          
   

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."                
   
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"Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."  
                                                                       
   
(You are not required to tell anyone your result on this test.)   :wink:
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«Reply #1 on: November 17, 2005, 09:53:53 PM »
H aha ha ha  ......... Suhas ... Winking
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Pooja
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«Reply #2 on: November 17, 2005, 09:56:01 PM »
HA HA HA !! Good one Suhas!!
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Suhas
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«Reply #3 on: November 18, 2005, 06:59:03 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :wink:
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Rishi Soumya
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«Reply #4 on: November 18, 2005, 12:35:41 PM »
A really good one Suhas.....By the way tumhara result kya aaya tha??
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Suhas
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«Reply #5 on: November 18, 2005, 03:25:33 PM »
Last line pada nahi kya aap?Huh??  :wink:  Waise not so good result to reveal  :wink:
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Rishi Soumya
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«Reply #6 on: November 20, 2005, 04:05:37 AM »
Padha to tha....Gussa kyun karte ho?Huh??? Bas man hua isliye puch liya...Bekaar mein apna dimag garam kar rahe ho
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Suhas
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«Reply #7 on: November 25, 2005, 05:34:04 AM »
Gussa kaha kiya...........Bekaar mein tum gussa kar rahe ho......... tongue3 Chalo........mantha hoon.....khud apni result se pareshaan hokar....gussa kar rahe ho.........right?Huh?Huh?Huh?  :wink:
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Rishi Soumya
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«Reply #8 on: November 25, 2005, 12:25:16 PM »
Tumhe kya telepathy aata hai ki mere dimaag ka haal jaan gaye?Huh????I am amazed....Already itni impressed thi ab aur bhi ho gayi ;-)
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Suhas
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«Reply #9 on: November 25, 2005, 03:29:53 PM »
Good....Good........impression jamane ka tarika dekhliya kya .......Keep it up!!!!!!!!!!  :wink:
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Rishi Soumya
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«Reply #10 on: November 26, 2005, 09:16:36 AM »
Kahan rakhu?Huh??Almirah ke upar ya fridge ke upar ya cupboard ke upar ya tv ke upar ya .........?
Kuch to batake jaate........Itna sochna nahi padta...Ab to haath mein rakhna padega.....Jab tak tum nahi bataoge kahan rakhu????By the way kise upar rakhu?Huh???happy9
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Suhas
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«Reply #11 on: November 26, 2005, 09:18:39 AM »
Dil kis kaam ka hai?Huh?Huh?? Dil mein rakhna....... :wink:
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