~ Aao Toda Haslete Hai ~

by Sonia01 on October 05, 2008, 02:58:32 PM
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Patient to Nurse, "I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHURA LIYA."

Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI LAGAYA,

HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI."  tongue3

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Pyar ko mat chhupao, Usey zarurat hai jatane ki,

Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, Unhe zarurat hai badhane ki,

Ab aur perfume mat lagao, Tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.  tongue3

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Mud ker na dekh mujhe,

Yoon hanstay hanstay,

Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar,

Keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.  Laughing hard

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EK MAARWARI BUILDING KI 10VI MANZIL SE NICHHE GIR GAYA,

GIRTE GIRTE USNE APNI BIWI KO KHANA BANANTE HUE DEKH LIA, VO GIRTE GIRTE BOLA,

"BAAGWAN MERA KHANA MAT BANANA"

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Milte hai break ke baad  !!!
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«Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 03:07:32 PM »
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«Reply #2 on: October 05, 2008, 03:12:25 PM »
Thank you bhaiya for immediate reading and commenting
Thank you so much  love9
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harashmahajan
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«Reply #3 on: October 05, 2008, 03:15:55 PM »
its lovely sonia
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«Reply #4 on: October 05, 2008, 03:19:31 PM »
Thank you thankyou very much hai jii. PM check kare plz  love9
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honeyrose
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«Reply #5 on: October 05, 2008, 03:47:00 PM »
Nice jokes Sonia...   Giggle Thumbs UP
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Sonia01
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«Reply #6 on: October 05, 2008, 03:50:26 PM »
Shukhriya honeyrose jii
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«Reply #7 on: October 05, 2008, 06:12:56 PM »
Quote from: Sonia01 on October 05, 2008, 03:12:25 PM
Thank you bhaiya for immediate reading and commenting
Thank you so much  love9
abhi sab logonko bhaiya bulawogi toh kaun maikalaal comment post karega sonia ...lol.. nways nice sharings
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«Reply #8 on: October 06, 2008, 07:44:53 AM »
Sonia01 ji,
Bahut-bahut-bahut badhhiyaa! Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Clapping Smiley Laughing hard Laughing hard
Meyrey wichaar sey, behtar ho aap 'vaheguru' ki jagah, 'oay Rab' yaa kuchh aisaa hi isteymaal kareyn!
          - abd bundeli
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«Reply #9 on: October 06, 2008, 09:11:53 AM »
WAHEGURU IS THE GURUMANTRA OR PRIMARY MANTRA IT IS THE REFERENCE TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD; THE CREATOR; THE SUPREME SOUL; THE SUSTAINER; ETC. THE WORD WAHEGURU LIERTALLY MEANS THE "WONDERFUL LORD" IN THE GURMUKHI LANGUAGE. GOD HAS MANY NAMES IN SIKHISM AND WAHEGURU IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT AND MOST COMMON AND AS SANTA IN THE JOKE IS SIKH HE USED THE WORD WAHEGURU NOW WHY ANYBODY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT WHY ANYBODY WANTS IT TO BE CALLED RAB AND WHY WE NEED A CORRECTION EVEN IN A SMALL JOKE.
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«Reply #10 on: October 06, 2008, 09:51:58 AM »
sajid_ghayel ji,
I know it pretty well! But here it conveys negatively, because Santaa offers the dead body! It may hurt some people's feelings: that's why I've suggested; if, you find it's okay, please communicate it to Sonia01 ji, who is free to retain it. I've communicated only my opinion, and that's all! Thanks!
                                                 - abd bundeli
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«Reply #11 on: October 06, 2008, 01:01:38 PM »
Quote from: abdbundeli on October 06, 2008, 07:44:53 AM
Sonia01 ji,
Bahut-bahut-bahut badhhiyaa! Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Clapping Smiley Laughing hard Laughing hard
Meyrey wichaar sey, behtar ho aap 'vaheguru' ki jagah, 'oay Rab' yaa kuchh aisaa hi isteymaal kareyn!
          - abd bundeli

Abdbundeli jii, yeh mera likha nahi hai. Yeh joke mujhe kisi ne bheja tha
and mai yahan share kiya hai. Vaheguru waha likhne se aapka mann ko karab
laga toh naman k saat mafi mangti hu. Maff kariyega.
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«Reply #12 on: October 06, 2008, 03:57:56 PM »
Quote from: arsenmen on October 05, 2008, 06:12:56 PM
abhi sab logonko bhaiya bulawogi toh kaun maikalaal comment post karega sonia ...lol.. nways nice sharings

haiy yeh kya kaha aapne? Yeh net hai. Yahan pe masti toda
hadh tak teek hai. waise mai just apne walonko Bhai kehti
hu. aur mere bhai banna asaan bi nahi... samjhe. tongue3

Aapne mera posting ko like kiya uske liye thanks
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«Reply #13 on: October 06, 2008, 04:00:12 PM »
Quote from: sajid_ghayel on October 06, 2008, 09:11:53 AM
WAHEGURU IS THE GURUMANTRA OR PRIMARY MANTRA IT IS THE REFERENCE TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD; THE CREATOR; THE SUPREME SOUL; THE SUSTAINER; ETC. THE WORD WAHEGURU LIERTALLY MEANS THE "WONDERFUL LORD" IN THE GURMUKHI LANGUAGE. GOD HAS MANY NAMES IN SIKHISM AND WAHEGURU IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT AND MOST COMMON AND AS SANTA IN THE JOKE IS SIKH HE USED THE WORD WAHEGURU NOW WHY ANYBODY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT WHY ANYBODY WANTS IT TO BE CALLED RAB AND WHY WE NEED A CORRECTION EVEN IN A SMALL JOKE.

ooh my God.. sorry sorry baba. Kisi ne mujhe send kiya tha
kuch jokes jo maine share kiya yahan pe. Koyi corretion
ki nahi thi jaisa bheja waisa hi yahan pe send kiya.
Pls koyi dil pe na lo. ab aage se dyan rakhungi ke
upperwale ke naam pe charcha karne jaisa nahi karungi.
Sorry
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«Reply #14 on: October 06, 2008, 05:30:05 PM »
Quote from: Sonia01 on October 06, 2008, 03:57:56 PM
haiy yeh kya kaha aapne? Yeh net hai. Yahan pe masti toda
hadh tak teek hai. waise mai just apne walonko Bhai kehti
hu. aur mere bhai banna asaan bi nahi... samjhe. tongue3

Aapne mera posting ko like kiya uske liye thanks



lol aisaa... waise yaha mere jaise bahut log hai..jo aapki muh se bhai word sun ne k liye uthaavla nahi rahenge..heh
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