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Aap hasoge zarur... 90% sure

by suman59 on January 07, 2014, 03:01:52 PM

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suman59

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Father:" beta Is Bar Exam Me 90% Marks Lana,,
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Beta:" nahi 90% nahi 100% marks launga,,
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Father:" kyu mazak kar raha hai,,
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Beta:" pehle shuru Kisne Kiya??


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suman59

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Re: Aap hasoge zarur... 90% sure

«Reply #1 on: January 07, 2014, 03:05:05 PM »

Santa ek Baarat me gaya

Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha
Preshan hokar

Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gaya hai,

thode “RASGULE DO”


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Saman Firdaus

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Re: Aap hasoge zarur... 90% sure

«Reply #2 on: January 07, 2014, 03:07:30 PM »


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suman59

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Re: Aap hasoge zarur... 90% sure

«Reply #3 on: January 07, 2014, 03:10:06 PM »

The best prank call ever:
"Hello,Dominos..??"
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"Yes sir,How may I help u...?".
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"Bhai Pizza ghar pe kayse banau help karna
yaar.."


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suman59

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Re: Aap hasoge zarur... 90% sure

«Reply #4 on: January 07, 2014, 03:52:12 PM »

Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna
1 pyara dost
chhod de main tujhe "mobile"
dunga..
2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi
dunga..
5 ko chhod de "25 lakh Rupaiya"
dunga..
Aur Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to
"Ferrari" dunga..
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Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,
Hey Bhagwan..!!!
Ye dost wo hai jinhone meri har
khushi har gam
me sath diya..
Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere
sath rahe..
Kabhi main roya to apne hatho se
mere ansu
pochhe..
Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere
sath share
kiya..
Meri ek awaz par daude chale aaye..
Aur aap kehte ho ki me ek "FERRARI"
ke liye inhe
chhod du.. Huh?