Aap K Liye

by Roja on May 14, 2009, 04:03:21 PM

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Roja

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Teacher:what do you call person who cannot hear anything

Studant:you can call him any thing,because he cannot hear anything.

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Why women live a better, longer & peacefull life?

Because women dont have a wife... tongue3


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Talat

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #1 on: May 14, 2009, 04:05:25 PM »

lol


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angel4u

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #2 on: May 14, 2009, 05:02:07 PM »

hahahahha
mast hai, kidhar gayi tu tongue3


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 03:16:05 PM »

Thanks dear Talat and dear hasina tongue3


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 03:17:07 PM »

TEACHER NE MONU SE KAHA- "MONU, IS BAR TUMHE 80% ANK LANE HAI."

MONU BOLA- "SIR, IS BAAR MAI 80% NAHI 100% ANK LAUNGA."

TEACHER BADA HAIRAN HUA- "TUM KYO MAJAK KAR RAHE HO."

MONU NE KAHA- "PAHLE MAJAK SHURU KISNE KIYA THA ?"

Giggle


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #5 on: May 15, 2009, 03:19:47 PM »

TEACHER NE MONTU SE PUCHHA-

"MONTU TUM AAJ PHIR SCHOOL LATE AAYE HO. KAB UTHTE HO?"

MONTU NE JAWAB DIYA- "JI, SONE KE BAAD."


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punam

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #6 on: May 15, 2009, 03:20:33 PM »


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #7 on: May 15, 2009, 03:21:27 PM »

EK AADAMI HAKLA THA.

KISI NE USASE PUCHHA- "KYA AAP HAKLATE HAI?"

"JI NAHI, SIRF BOLTE WAQT." HAKLE NE JAWAB DIYA.


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #8 on: May 15, 2009, 03:23:42 PM »

DOCTOR NE MARIJ SE PUCHHA- "AAPKO KYA SHIKAYAT HAI?"

MARIJ NE BATAYA- "DOCTOR SAHAB, MAI KHATA HU TO MUJE NIND AA JATI HAI."

DOCTOR NE SUJAV DIYA- "TO AAP AISA KIYA KIJIYE, PAHLE SO LIYA KIJIYE AUR PHIR KHANA KHAYA KIJIYE."


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #9 on: May 15, 2009, 03:28:40 PM »

EK BAHUT MOTE AADAMI KO SCOOTER KI HALKI SI TAKKAR LAG GAI.

WAH SCOOTER CHALAK PAR BIGADKAR BOLA – "KYO BE, THODA-SA BACHKAR NAHI CHAL SAKTA THA?"

"KYA KARU.... PETROL BAHUT MAHENGA HAI...ITNA LAMBA CHAKKAR KAHA TAK KATATAA?" SCOOTER CHALAK NE KAHA.


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #10 on: May 15, 2009, 03:32:41 PM »

BETE NE MAA SE PUCHHA-

"MUMMY, HAMARA BAHAR WALA FULDHAN AGAR KOI TOD DE TO TUM KYA KAROGI?"

MUMMY NE KAHA - "MAI US SALE KI HADDIYA TOD DUNGI.

BETA BOLA - "TO TAIYAR HO JAO. PAPA PHULDAAN TODKAR HI AA RAHE HAI."