Aap K Liye -Panna 2:SMS , mobile & JOKES

madhuwesh

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«Reply #15 on: May 19, 2009, 02:38:11 AM »

roja ji mujhe jokes pasand hai,very nice,bahut maza aaya.


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #16 on: May 19, 2009, 02:46:01 AM »

Quote from: madhuwesh on May 19, 2009, 02:38:11 AM

roja ji mujhe jokes pasand hai,very nice,bahut maza aaya.

Dhanyawad Madhuwesh ji


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #17 on: May 19, 2009, 02:20:41 PM »

Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia

Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye….


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #18 on: May 19, 2009, 02:21:02 PM »

Doctor to sardar patient: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

Sardar : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?

Sardar : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Sardar : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le lit hi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai peeli thi kya?

Sardar : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko peeliya tha kya?

Sardar : Nai. Doctor, Peeliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?

Sardar : Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor : Kyon?

Sardar : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.

Sardar : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor : Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta.!

Sardar : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga


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ehsaas chahat ka

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #19 on: May 19, 2009, 02:31:15 PM »

so funny
thanx roja ji
share karne ke liye


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #20 on: May 19, 2009, 02:35:55 PM »

Thanks for reading me Ehsaas ji.


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Sammual

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #21 on: May 20, 2009, 08:38:35 AM »

Good Jokes Roja Ji.


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #22 on: May 20, 2009, 11:06:25 AM »

Thanks Sammual ji


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #23 on: May 21, 2009, 03:44:07 PM »

पहली : मैंने फैसला कर लिया है कि जब तक 25 वर्ष की नहीं हो जाऊंगी, शादी नहीं करूंगी।
दूसरी : और मैंने फैसला कर लिया है कि जब तक शादी न कर लूं, 25 वर्ष की होऊंगी ही नहीं।


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #24 on: May 21, 2009, 03:46:06 PM »

सास, बहू से - बहू, तुम्हें बाहर कहीं भी जाते समय हमेशा घूंघट कर लेना चाहिए। तुम तो जवान हो, मुझे देखो मैं तो बूढ़ी होकर भी गैर मर्दों के सामने घूंघट करती हूं।

आधुनिक बहू : ठीक है सासूजी, मैं भी जब आप की उम्र की होऊंगी तो चेहरे की झुर्रियों को छुपाने के लिए घूंघट जरूर किया करूंगी।


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #25 on: June 09, 2009, 02:56:09 AM »

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli-

Maa Mai Kitni Daraavni Hu?

Maa Boli -- Beti Zyada Ghamand Accha Nahi

Abhi Tune Msg Padhne Wale Ko Nahi Dekha...!!


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #26 on: July 23, 2009, 02:57:37 PM »

MTV Bakra..Jasmeet

Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet: 'What are you searching for?'

Santa: 'Hidden cameras!'

Jasmeet: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?'

Santa: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing.

Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching MTV! How does he know that?' Giggle


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #27 on: July 26, 2009, 03:51:26 AM »

Thanks @kaash ji


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madhuwesh

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #28 on: July 26, 2009, 03:56:04 AM »

=))very nice jokes Roja ji. icon_thumleft


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Roja

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Re: Aap K Liye

«Reply #29 on: August 25, 2009, 03:49:58 PM »

Quote from: madhuwesh on July 26, 2009, 03:56:04 AM

=))very nice jokes Roja ji. icon_thumleft

Thanks Madhu


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