Aap K Liye

by Roja on May 14, 2009, 04:03:21 PM
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«Reply #30 on: August 25, 2009, 03:57:54 PM »
Jab main chhota bachha tha ..... Badi Shararat karta tha !
Sar se patthar todta tha !



Comodo Dragon pe ghumta tha !


Dolphin ke saath tairta tha !


Sher Ko bhi darata tha !


Police ko awaaj deta tha !


Gadi se race lagata tha !


Ab mein office jata hu....... !
Kursi pe baita rehta hu................. !
Patthar pe Sar todta hu !!!!!
" HEY BHAGWAN KYA ZINDAGI HAI "
Kah kar rota rahta hu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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«Reply #31 on: August 25, 2009, 05:37:43 PM »

Ajnabi Ban Ke Koi Aaya Tha,
Aisa Laga Vo Mera Saaya Tha,
Log Karte Hain Roshni Ghar Main ,
Usne To Dil Me Diya Jalaya Tha....


bahut bahut badhiya roja ji...n saare jokes bhi kamaal k hai...
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Roja
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«Reply #32 on: August 27, 2009, 02:03:20 AM »
Thanks dear Geet  Usual Smile
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Roja
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«Reply #33 on: August 27, 2009, 02:40:43 AM »
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK -

 tongue3
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«Reply #34 on: September 06, 2009, 03:40:37 PM »
Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,

Biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.

Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya
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«Reply #35 on: September 15, 2009, 02:16:30 PM »
Kaun kis k kareeb hota hai,
Ye to apna apna naseeb hota hai.
Parchayee bi saath chod deti hai jab,
Andehra kareeb hota hai.
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Roja
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«Reply #36 on: September 15, 2009, 02:18:02 PM »
Judayi pyar ka keemati tohfa hai
Ye her kisi ke naseeb mein nahi hota
Jo jisko jitna pyar karta hai
Vo uske kareeb nahi hota..

 
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«Reply #37 on: September 15, 2009, 08:06:40 PM »
Shrabi husband ne door knock kiya

Wife: aaj fir pi kar aye ho?

Shrabi: kaun hai be tu?

Wife: Aaila mujhe hi bhul gya

Shrabi: shrab har gum bhula deti hai bahen
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Roja
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«Reply #38 on: September 24, 2009, 02:14:38 PM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard
Mast joke  Thumbs UP malang ji
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«Reply #39 on: September 24, 2009, 02:16:17 PM »

BHIKHARI ; Saheb 6 rs. de do coffee peena hai

Man: lekin coffee to 3 rs. ki hai !!

Bhikhari: Per sath may gf bhi to hai..

Man: bhikhari ho ke bi gf..banali ?

Bhikhari: Na Na saheb gf ne bhikhari bana diya..!



 tongue3 tongue3
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Roja
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«Reply #40 on: September 24, 2009, 02:17:55 PM »
Facts of love :

Love starts from eyes,

Grows with gifts,

Ends with tears, ...........


But Today : Love starts from Mobiles,

Grows with msgs,

Ends with NUMBER BUSY..!


 tongue3
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Roja
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«Reply #41 on: September 24, 2009, 02:30:39 PM »
Ek bus mein bahut bheed hone ke karan

Ek ladki ne ek ladke se kaha, “are bhaijaan jara side toh dena”

Ladka: Are kyon confuse karti hai ya toh Bhai bol ya Jaan bol



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«Reply #42 on: September 24, 2009, 02:31:45 PM »

Circuit : Bhai jail ko Hindi mey Hawalat kyun kehte hai ?

Bhai: Boley to jail mein Khane ko Hawa aur Laat hi milte hai.
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«Reply #43 on: September 24, 2009, 02:33:17 PM »
Ek ghoncho doctor ke pass gaya:

Dr Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...

Dr:To Ab Kya Hua?

Aadmi: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha
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«Reply #44 on: September 24, 2009, 02:35:45 PM »
A little kid asks his Dad,

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."



 Laughing hard Laughing hard tongue3
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