....~~Abt Women~~....

by HumTum on March 08, 2005, 09:37:37 AM
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~ Women think all beer is the same.

~ Women brush their hair before bed.

~ Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modelling.

~ Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you
can hear them.

~ Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an
effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

~ Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so
successful.

~ Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a
chance to gossip.  

~ Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't
stick?'

~ Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to
fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

~ Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

~ Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And
they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell
two or three people.

~ Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel
like they're actually in control.

~ Women especially love bargaining. The question of 'need' is
irrelevant; so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair
game.

~ Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
looking, men kick cats.

~ Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red
carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.

~ The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A
man would not be able to identify most of these items.

~ Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek
entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek
entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

~ Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's
doing. It might be the lottery calling.

~ If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of
clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven
day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll
feel like wearing each day.

~ Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners
in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a
tropical rain forest.

~ Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility,
'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?

HumTum
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desikuri
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«Reply #1 on: March 08, 2005, 09:40:17 AM »
:lol:
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«Reply #2 on: March 10, 2005, 12:29:10 AM »
:D     HUM TUM NICE YAAR
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«Reply #3 on: March 10, 2005, 03:23:04 PM »
Quote from: "fakharenaveed"
:D     HUM TUM NICE YAAR


Thanks naveed...:D
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«Reply #4 on: March 10, 2005, 04:48:27 PM »
hehe not nice humtum sad5
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«Reply #5 on: March 11, 2005, 01:39:37 AM »
YOU COM COM HUM TUM
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