accident

by zee_kool786 on July 03, 2005, 02:49:04 PM
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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.  
While
on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she
asked
"Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and
8
days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in
and
change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured
she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she
was
released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40
years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?Huh?Huh??"
( You'll love this!!!)

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
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«Reply #1 on: July 03, 2005, 03:03:15 PM »
wao nice one.......... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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