~~~~~~~all types of sms collection~~~~~~~ -Panna 8:SMS , mobile & JOKES

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«Reply #105 on: May 13, 2006, 10:19:03 AM »

scientific question - How blood reach ur head?
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Simple...!
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Direction of liquid always flows towards
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EMPTY SPACE


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«Reply #106 on: May 13, 2006, 10:20:55 AM »

Try 2 understand me & dont disturb me more. Leave me alone.
Last nite i didnt sleep thinking of u.
So dont play wid my life
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Santa tells a mosquito


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«Reply #107 on: May 13, 2006, 11:00:40 AM »

Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho


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«Reply #108 on: May 13, 2006, 11:18:05 AM »

Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha.....


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«Reply #109 on: May 13, 2006, 11:21:54 AM »

Presence of Mind

John works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked John for half a kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do.

John walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter."
As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him,
So he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."

The manager finished the deal and later said to John, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot.

Which place are you from?"
John replied, "I'm from Mexico, sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico?" asked the manager.
John replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."

"My wife is from Mexico," the manager said.
John replied, "Which team did she play for?"


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«Reply #110 on: May 13, 2006, 11:22:44 AM »

Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.


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«Reply #111 on: May 13, 2006, 11:28:31 AM »

Nigahe aapki pehchan hain hamari,
Muskurarat aapki shaan hai hamari,
Rakhna hifazat se kyunki saasay aapki
Jaan hai hamari.


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«Reply #112 on: May 13, 2006, 11:32:01 AM »

HAR SHAAM KE BAAD RAAT AATI HAI
HAR RAAT KO TERI YAAD AATI HAI
BAHUT KHAMOSH RAHKE DEKH LIYAA
KHAMOSHIYON SE BHI TERI AAWAJ AATI HAI.


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«Reply #113 on: May 13, 2006, 11:35:45 AM »

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas sms bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik sms chipka dal!


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«Reply #114 on: May 13, 2006, 11:45:02 AM »

Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!


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«Reply #115 on: May 13, 2006, 11:52:26 AM »

Zuban Hi Sirf Ek Zaria Nahi,
JoAaap Shabdon Ko Samajh Paayenge.
kabhi Aankhon Mein Jhaank Kar Dekhiye,
Hazaro Alfaz Khud B Khud Bikhar Jayenge


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«Reply #116 on: May 13, 2006, 11:53:29 AM »

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!


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«Reply #117 on: May 13, 2006, 11:54:06 AM »

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !


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«Reply #118 on: May 13, 2006, 11:54:59 AM »

Very Nice Samir.........really good work.... keep it up.


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«Reply #119 on: May 13, 2006, 11:55:16 AM »

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta


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