~all types of sms collection~

by samir_bc on May 04, 2006, 06:59:03 AM

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«Reply #135 on: May 14, 2006, 08:38:47 AM »

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared,
pastyear's performance repeated.


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«Reply #136 on: May 14, 2006, 08:42:18 AM »

Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and Stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brother's love.


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«Reply #137 on: May 14, 2006, 08:44:23 AM »

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
>>Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
>>people die of the disease you have.Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
>>The others all died.


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«Reply #138 on: May 14, 2006, 08:45:33 AM »


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«Reply #139 on: May 14, 2006, 08:48:06 AM »

Dimag ke liye santra ka juice
Aankhon ke liye carrot ka juice
Sehat ke liye anar ka juice
Khush rehne ke liye SMS kiya karo kanjoos


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«Reply #140 on: May 14, 2006, 08:52:54 AM »

Dimag ke liye santra ka juice
Aankhon ke liye carrot ka juice
Sehat ke liye anar ka juice
Khush rehne ke liye SMS kiya karo kanjoos


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«Reply #141 on: May 14, 2006, 08:55:47 AM »

Zakhm dene ka aandaz kuch aisa hai,

Zakhm dekar puchtay hai haal kaisa hai,

kisi ek se gila kiya karenyaaro,

jab sari duniya ka mizaz ek sa hai,


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«Reply #142 on: May 14, 2006, 08:58:58 AM »

Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having
an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it!
U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"


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«Reply #143 on: May 14, 2006, 09:01:09 AM »

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja


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«Reply #144 on: May 14, 2006, 09:07:34 AM »

Beauty is not How U look..
It is not how Handsome u r..
It is not ur figure too..
Beauty is the inner self..
So change ur underwear daily


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«Reply #145 on: May 16, 2006, 11:53:08 AM »

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn’t reach u,
But, it doesn’t mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!


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«Reply #146 on: May 16, 2006, 11:55:36 AM »

Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.

A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’


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«Reply #147 on: May 16, 2006, 11:58:39 AM »

Ladki aisi paheli hai,
Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai,
Kharcha karo toh bole: “DARLING I LOVE U”.
Na karo toh bole: “BROTHER HOW R U ?”


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«Reply #148 on: May 17, 2006, 10:40:17 AM »

Raaste per mat betho hawa tang karegi,,
guzre hue lamhon ki yaadein tang karengi
kisi ko mat lao dil ke itne kareeb
uske jaane per uski har ek ada tang karegi


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«Reply #149 on: May 17, 2006, 10:50:20 AM »

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always.