~all types of sms collection~

by samir_bc on May 04, 2006, 06:59:03 AM

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samir_bc

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«Reply #150 on: May 17, 2006, 10:52:06 AM »

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out


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«Reply #151 on: May 17, 2006, 10:52:45 AM »

Dil ka rishta hai humara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumhara,
Har yaad me hai chehra tumhara,
SMS nahin to kya huwa,
Zindagi bhar saath nibhana ka wada hai humara


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«Reply #152 on: May 17, 2006, 10:54:58 AM »

Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs,
but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 mins.


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«Reply #153 on: May 17, 2006, 10:58:54 AM »

hila jor se hila

poora hila

sabke saamne hila

jitna hilayega utna maza aayega

verna halwa jal jayega


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«Reply #154 on: May 17, 2006, 11:03:09 AM »

ek laash redio station se gaayab kaise hui
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jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat
10 baje.


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«Reply #155 on: May 17, 2006, 11:07:21 AM »

Q: aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai

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.Ans: jab loose motion lage hon aur
pajame ki gaanth na khule.


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«Reply #156 on: May 17, 2006, 11:25:52 AM »

aye khuda aaj yeh faisla karde
use mera ya mujhe uska karde

bahut dukh sahe hain maine
koi khushi ab to mere muqaddar kerde

bahut mushkil rehta hai usse door rehna
judai ke is safar ko kam karde

jitna door chala gaya hai woh mujhse
use utna hi mere kareeb karde

nahi likha agar naseeb main uska naam
khatma zindagi aur mujhe fanah karde


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«Reply #157 on: May 17, 2006, 01:02:35 PM »

yunhi apni dosti main gehrai rahe
kyon na umer bhar judai rahe
saje aapki mehfil sada
bhale yahan tanhai rahe


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«Reply #158 on: May 17, 2006, 01:04:06 PM »

yeh dosti meri nahi hamari hai
isliye to sab rishton se pyari hai
mushkil hai doston ka roz milna
tabhi to sms ka silsila jaari hai


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«Reply #159 on: May 17, 2006, 01:05:38 PM »

yakin pe yakin dilate hain dost
raah chalte ko bewakuf banate hain dost
sharbat bol ker daaru pilaate hain dost
per kuch bhi kaho saale bahut yaad aate hain dost


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«Reply #160 on: May 17, 2006, 01:07:42 PM »

amagine
chaand ka bed

pariyon ke sapne

taaron ki razai

or phoolon ka takiya

stop amigining and come beck to earth

and sleep on your "khatiya"

Good Knight


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«Reply #161 on: May 18, 2006, 07:23:20 AM »

namashkar!! this is indian antisleep assosiationmide night service. our aim is to disturb the sleep of others. forward this to other sleepers THNX and SWEET dreams.


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«Reply #162 on: May 19, 2006, 11:46:55 AM »

ek ladka ek ladki ke saath dekha gaya
next day, aur ladki ke saath
next day, kisi aur ke saath,

MORAL:-
ladkiyan badal jaati hain, magar ladke nahi badalte......