~all types of sms collection~

by samir_bc on May 04, 2006, 06:59:03 AM

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«Reply #300 on: August 02, 2006, 12:00:28 PM »

Question: Why did santa keep the cassette player in the fridge?
Answer: Because he wanted to listen to some cool music!


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«Reply #301 on: August 02, 2006, 12:01:20 PM »

Some ladies were talking among themselves.
First lady: You know what? Before I had my first child, I had gone to see the film, A Tale of Two Cities and I had twins!
Second lady: I had read the book, The Three Musketeers and gave birth to triplets!
Third lady (nervously): Oh God! What will I do? I have just finished reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves !


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«Reply #302 on: August 02, 2006, 12:03:44 PM »

Santa: Madam, your son just swallowed a big cockroach.
Lady: Hurry up and call the doctor.
santa: Don’t worry, madam. I gave him a cupful of Baygon spray to drink.


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«Reply #303 on: August 03, 2006, 12:23:26 PM »

nice


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«Reply #304 on: August 04, 2006, 09:45:54 AM »

Dil ka Zakhm Zuban par laaya nahin Karte,
Hum apni Aankhon se Aansoo bahaya nahin Karte,
Zakhm Kitne hi Gehre kyon na ho,
Hum apne Honton se Muskurahat hataya nahin Karte.


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«Reply #305 on: August 04, 2006, 10:20:28 AM »

Jab Paas Ho To Rukh Se, Nigahain Na Morna
Jab Dour Ho To Mera, Tasavvur Na Chorna
Aye Dost!!! Dil Lagane Se Pehle Ye Sonch Le
Mushkil Bahut Hai, Rishton Ki Zanjeerain Torna


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«Reply #306 on: August 04, 2006, 10:30:47 AM »

Gul mohar ki kataar jaisi ho,
Wadiyon main bahaar jaisi ho,
Paayalo.n ki chum chum chum si,
Chand meri yaar ,

kaisi ho?


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«Reply #307 on: August 04, 2006, 10:35:20 AM »

Aapki is Bevafai Par Toe Fida Hai Jaan Apni,
Khuda Jane Agar Tujme Vafa Hoti Toe Kya Hota...


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«Reply #308 on: August 04, 2006, 10:41:10 AM »

Tu kahin bhi rahe sar per tere ilzaam tho hai,
Tere haathon ki lekiroohon per mera naam tho hai,
Mujh ko tho aapna bana ya na bana,teri Khushi
Tu zamane mei mere naam se badnaam tho hai,


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«Reply #309 on: August 04, 2006, 10:43:19 AM »

Aankh wo chahat jis mein dil ki zubaan hoti hain,
Sachi chahat to bejuban hoti hain,
Pyar main dard mila To ghabrana kaisa,
Dard se chahat aur jawaa hoti hai


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«Reply #310 on: August 04, 2006, 10:45:33 AM »

Dekha Jidhar Yeh Payaa, Aalam Hijaab Ka
Jaali Ko Naam De Diya, Humne Naqaab Ka
Dukh Ki Tabash Hai, Dharkanain Tanhaiyan Bhi Hain
Yeh Zindagi Hai Jaise, Din Ho Hisaab Ka


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«Reply #311 on: August 04, 2006, 10:47:56 AM »

Apni Aakhon Ke Samunder Main Utar Jaane De
Tera Mujrim Hoon, Mujhe Doub Ke Mar Jaane De
Zakham Kitne Teri Chaahat Se Mile Hain Mujhko
Sonchta Hoon Kahoon Tujhse, Magar Jaane De


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«Reply #312 on: August 04, 2006, 10:49:27 AM »

Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum
Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum
Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna
Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum


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«Reply #313 on: August 12, 2006, 11:23:47 AM »

santa : papa 5+5 kityne hote hain
papa : ullu de patthe, gadhe , idiot
nalayak, besharam tujhe kuch nahi aata
ja ander se calculater leke aa batata hun


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«Reply #314 on: August 12, 2006, 11:26:13 AM »

boy : papa plz 1 glass paani lana
father : apne aap le lo
boy : papa pls de do
father : abki baar manga to 2 thapad marunga
boy : achcha papa jab thappad marne aaoge to pani lete aana