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by samir_bc on May 04, 2006, 06:59:03 AM
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«Reply #315 on: August 12, 2006, 11:35:49 AM »

plication by santa :
dear sir,
     sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in d family
] to look after her,
         kindly grant me leave for 1 day
thank you



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«Reply #316 on: August 12, 2006, 11:39:14 AM »
sardarji order dosa an eat only masala, then he order samosa
and eat only aloo


why?



coz doctor has advised him

" baahar ki cheez mat khana"
ha ha



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«Reply #317 on: August 12, 2006, 11:53:35 AM »
apki ek baat hume bahut pasand hai
ap jabbhi koi kaam kerte hain
dil lagaker karte hain
kiyonki


kiyon ki




dimag to apke paas hai hi nahi{ha ha}
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«Reply #318 on: August 12, 2006, 11:55:55 AM »
santa : what is the name of u r car
lady : i forget name but it starts from 'T'
santa : oye kamaal di gaddi hai 'tea' se start hoti hai
aur hamrari 'petrol' se



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«Reply #319 on: August 12, 2006, 11:59:23 AM »
koi tumhe boly u r crazy

"dont be angry"

koi bole ur stupid

be cool

lekin koi bole u r smart


thappad mariyo sale de
mazaak di v hadd hundi hai


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«Reply #320 on: August 12, 2006, 12:03:18 PM »
last night thinking of u,
one tear come out
i asked why u come out
tear said ther is a so beautifull frnd in u r eyes
now there is no place for me



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«Reply #321 on: August 12, 2006, 12:24:46 PM »
dil kitna pagal hai hamara kiya kahen tumse
tum dil me rehti ho, yeh milne ko tarasta hai
mehsus karne ki aap koshish to kijiye
aapse dur rehker yeh kitna tadapta hai
ab jee bhi nahi sakte bin tere hum
kaise kahen ki dil tujhe kitna pyar karta hai

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«Reply #322 on: August 12, 2006, 12:25:21 PM »
dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai
tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai
aaj pucha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse
kiya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai


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«Reply #323 on: August 12, 2006, 12:26:28 PM »
jab kabhi bhi teri yaad aati hai,
dil me ek leher si doud jaati hai
aake dekhja kiya haal mera tujhse juda hoker
kiya tujhe ek pal bhi meri yaad nahi aati hai

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«Reply #324 on: August 12, 2006, 12:28:15 PM »
ek callgirl 1000 ka note bank me jamah karvane gayi
bank wala bola ke yeh not to nakli hai
call girl: oh saala, iska matlab mera rape ho gaya




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