An intelligent HINDU and a hockey match

An intelligent Hindu from bihar had arrived early at the hockey stadium for the first game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home.

Not wanting to miss any of the match, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour's wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, 'Hey, Lalloo prasad!'

He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice -with no success. Then he realized he had lost his place in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again. Just as he got to the window, a voice called out, 'Hey, Lalloo parsad !' Again he tried to find the voice and got out of line as he wandered looking for the owner of the voice.

But no luck. He was very upset as he got back in line for his ticket.

Finally he had his ticket and took his seat eager for the game to begin. As he waited for it to start, he heard the voice calling, 'Hey, Lallo prasad !' once more.
Furious, he stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs, 'My name isn't Lalloo prasad!'  :twisted:  :twisted: