Angel's Collection:SMS , mobile & JOKES

angel4u

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You are cute, charming, cool, smart, classy, witty, attractive, endearing, loveable. That was sent to “ME”. Just wanted you to read it...

Sometimes in life we tend to run so fast that we dotn notice FRIENDS are running with us. We only notice them we fall and THEY stop to pick us!!

SMSka sangrah karke kya karega bachha balance ki maya chhod, SMS bhej. Mitrose sampark banaye rakhneme swarg ki prapti ka such hai vats. SMS Bhej...


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1 on: April 26, 2006, 08:47:28 AM »

Nice collection Angel4u...welcome 2 yoindia buddy...!!!


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angel4u

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«Reply #2 on: April 29, 2006, 04:54:35 AM »

Thanks Salma..

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Nice collection Angel4u...welcome 2 yoindia buddy...!!!


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angel4u

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«Reply #3 on: April 29, 2006, 05:12:08 AM »

Sardar found the answer to the million dollar question. What will come first? Murgi ya anda? Stupid jiska order pehle doge wo pehle ayega...


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angel4u

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«Reply #4 on: April 29, 2006, 05:12:48 AM »

Is raatko kitna naaz hai khudpe uske paas uska chand to hai, hamara chand humse dur hai, humto ye sochkar us chandko dekhte hai hamara chand is chandko dekhta to hoga...

NOTE: Jo tamne mara ek pan message na gamta hoy, athva sms thi daaj chadti hoy to sahej pan achkaso nahi, aaram thi mobile dival par maarjo...

Hasati hai dosti rulata hai pyar, milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar, banati hai dosti, mitata hai pyar, phir bhi log dosti chhod kar kyon karte hai pyar...

Patnine patise puchha, agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge? Patine javab diya, main advertise dunga ki jahan bhi raho khush raho...

Har kali tujhse khushbu udhar maange, aaftab tujhse nur udhar maange, rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaye ke log mujhse teri dosti udhar maange...

1 din 24 ghante, 8 soneke, 8 kamaneke, 2 bibi bacheke, 2 sambhandiyon ke, 2khane pineke, 2 bhejamarike, hamare liye kya bacha? Bole to GHANTA...

Wo gori hai uski zulfein hai kali, wo pari hai ya parion ki rani, uski har baat hai nirali, par kya karun yaar wo ladki kisi aur ne PATA LI!!!

Someday u may lose your hair, u may lose ur teeth, ur money and even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks coz u cannot loose what you don’t have...

Yakin pe yakin dilate hai dost, raah chalto ko pagal banate hai dost, sharbat ki jagah sharab pilate hai dost, phir bhi bahut yaad aate hai dost...

Savan aate hi murjhaye hue phool bhi khil jaate hai, sms free kya hue, aap jiase ullu bhi shayar ban jaate hai...

Yun dur rehkar dooriyan badhaya nahi karte, apne dostonko kabhi sataya nahi karte, har wakt jise tumhara khayal ho, use apni aawaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte...

Aise aya koi mayyat me meri jaise shadime aaya hua hai, aise uthaya kisine janaza mera jaise fulon ka baksa uthaya hua hai, aise dala kisine kafan jasie sarpe dupatta odhata hai...

When rice is mixed with milk it is called kheer, when friends like you come in life it is called takdeer...

Bagair jane pehchane ikrar na kijiye, muskurakar dilko bekarar na kijiye, phool bhi de jaate hai zakham gehra kabhi kabhi, har phool pe yun aitbaar na kijiye...

Dilki nazuk dhadkanoko mere dost tumne dhadakne sikha diya, jabse mili hai teri dosti, dilko gum me bhi muskurana sikha diya...

Apke ghar tv hai? Kaunsi channel aati hai? Kutta hai? Billi q nahi hai? MP3 hai? DVD q nahi hai? PC hai? bada ke chhota? Mobile hai? balance hai? to sms q nahi karte?

Itna to asar kar jayengi meri wafayein ek roz yaad aayegi tujhe apni jafayein, mere gulshanse zyada viran koi virana nahi, is duniya me koi mera apna to kya koi begana bhi nahi...

Q nahi samajhte tum mere pyar ko, ye dil aaj bhi tumhare liye hi dhadakta hai, kaise bhulaun us pyar ko, meri sanson me aaj bhi tu mahekta hai...

Arz kiya hai: Zindagi se bore hoke takdir ko kiya phone. Zindagi se bore hoke takdir ko kiya phone. Takdeerne jawab diya “HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN”...

Dilme kuch bacha nahi dard ke siwa, ankhonme aata nahi koi ansuke siwa, dost tum na chhodna saath mera, zindagi me kuch bacha nahi dosti ke siwa...


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angel4u

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«Reply #5 on: April 29, 2006, 05:15:18 AM »

Dosti hoti hai dilke raaz batane ke liye, hum apni hasti mitade aapko hasaneke ilye, milneki aapko fursat hi nahi, to hum sms karte hai tumhe apni yaad dilane ke liye...


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angel4u

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«Reply #6 on: April 29, 2006, 05:15:59 AM »

Yun nikla na karo saj dhaj kar, yun nikla na karo saj dhaj kar, wo khain ROZA na tod de tumhe id ka chand samajh kar...

Friendship is like “universe”, deep like “ocean”, high like “sky”, strong like “iron”, cute like “YOU” and sweet like “ME”. So don’t forget me...

Yaad teri na aaye aisa hone nahi dunga, dost tere jaisa khone nahi dunga, ek do message karte rehna warna kaan ke niche 2 khichke dunga...

Tum kya jano gam kya hota hai, tum kya jano gum kise kehta hai, tum kya jano gam kis chiz ka naam hota hai, tumne to hamesha FEVICOL use kiya hai...

Chand lamheki zindagi hai nafratse jiya nahi karte, dushman ki kya shikayat kare, ab to dost bhi wafa nahi karte...


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angel4u

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«Reply #7 on: April 29, 2006, 05:16:37 AM »


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angel4u

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«Reply #8 on: April 29, 2006, 05:17:27 AM »

Rishte hote hai zindagi bitane ke liye, hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane ke liye, milneka to nasib nahi, to sms kiya apni yaad dilane ke liye...

Jab bhi kisiko humne karib paya hai, kasam khudaki whain dhoka khaya hai, kyon dosh dete ho kanto ko, yeh zakham to humne phoolon se paya hai...

Har dard gumko chhupaya, humse kuch kahana gaya, zindagi ko bhi jiya na gaya, har pal tera muskuraye, har fiza teri gungunaye, dilne mangi bus yehi dua, hum rahe to bhi kya, na rahe to bhi kya, khush rahe tu sada...

Jo the kabhi in aankhonki chamak, aaj whai ashk bankar behte hai, jo the mahare dil ki dhadkan wo kisi aur ke dil me dhadakte hai, saya banke chale the jo zindagi ke har mod pe whai aaj raasta badalte hai...

Mana hum aapke doston me shamil nahi, mana aapki mohabbat hame hasil nahi, itni berukhi kis baat ki dost, kya hum ek sms ke bhi kabil nahi??

Sazde dil me tarane bahut hai, zindagi jine ke bahane bahut hai, aap sada muskurate rhaiye, aapki muskurahat ke diwane bahut hai...

Itna kuch khoya ke hame paana na aaya, pyar kiya to jatana na aaya. Aagaye pehli hi nazar me is dil me wo, kasur hamara tha jo hame unke dilme samana na aaya...

Mana ke pyar ka pehla akshar adhura hota hai, us aadhe aksharko nikalo to yaar hota hai, aur yaron me hi shai pyar hota hai!! SAMJHE MERE YAAR...

Never regret a day in your life, good days give you happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life.. all are god’s blessings. “GOD BLESS YOU”...

Wo ruth gaye is kadar ke manaya na gaya, dur itne ho gaye ke paas bulaya na gaya, dil to dil tha samundar ki ret nahi, likh diya jo uska naam to phir mitaya na gaya...

Dosti kya hoti hai shayad humne na jani, kya hoti dildari tumne na pehchani. Kya kismat payi hai humne dosti shaise ya galatse humne na jaani...

Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? NO? ok then search ur purse? Didn’t see? Check ur bag. I think u found it... SEE YOUR ID CARD...HAHAHAHAHAH...

Badalte is zamane ne sabko badal daala, usne hawa, khwab aur khayal ko badal dala, par unhe na badal saka koi, jinke liye humne apne aapko badal daala...

Wakt to wakt hai kuch lamho me guzar jayega, jo kadvi yaadein dil me hai unhe aapne saath le jayega...
Usual Smile


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angel4u

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«Reply #9 on: April 29, 2006, 05:18:24 AM »

My friedship has certain rules a) no anger, b) no jealousy, c) trust, d) honesty, e) love, f) truth and care and last but not the least, a golden heart...

Love is something that no one can HATE; love is a PASSION, we find in our mate; Love can happen anytime, early or late; love is a medicine without an expiry date...

U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind, you may be out of my sight but not out of my heart, you may think that I m not missing you, but I always do...

Dillagi dosto ne kaan mhoti hai, dildari dosto ki shan hoti hai, khain bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere, yehi sachi dosti ki pehchan hoti hai...

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkles away. Hope u share a lot and receive a lot today. Here is one from me 

Mohabbat 1 baar ho jaye to bholapan hai, 2 baar ki jaye to apna pan hai, 3 baar ki jaye to deewanapan hai, yadi ab bhi na baaz aao to kaminapan hai...

Agar duniyame kuch kar dikhana hai to sun meri baat: Hathi ke upar shirshasan kar aur photo khichwa. Ab us photo to ulta latka aur duniya ko dikha...

Is dilpe lagte hai jo wo zakham dikhte nahi, apno se milte hai jo wo dard mitte nahi, hum paas aapne nahi bas dur jabse hai tu...

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rhai, har wakt muskurane ki aadat nahi rhai, ye sochke ke kio manane nahi aayega, ab hame ruth jane ki aadat nahi rhai...

Zindagi hai to khwab hai, khwab hai to manzile hai, manzile hai to raaste hai, raaste hai to fasle hai, fasle hai to mushkilein hai, mushkilein hai to MAIN HOON NA...
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angel4u

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«Reply #10 on: April 29, 2006, 05:19:50 AM »

Yadonse dil bharta nahi, dilse yaadein nikalti nahi, ye kaisi chahat hai dost, ke aapko dekhe bina sukun milta nahi...

Gamme hasnewalon ko kabhi rulayanahi jata, lehronse paniko hataya nahi jaata, honewale ho jaate hai khud hi dilse apne, kisiko kehkar apna banaya nahi jaata...

When the night comes look at the sky. If u see a falling start don’t wonder why, ust make a wish. Trust me it will come true because we did and we found YOU...

Phoolon ki mahek ko churaya nahi jaata, suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata, kitni bhi duri ho dostime, aap jaise doston ko bhulaya nahi jaata...

Tanahiyon me unko yaad karte hai, wo salamat rahe yehi duayein karte hai, hum unki mohabbat ka intezaar karte hai, unko kya pata hum unse kitna pyar karte hai...

Hothon pe dilke tarane nahi aate, shail pe samundarke fasane nahi aate, nind me bhi khul uthti hai palkein aankhonki khwab chhupane nahi aate...

I got a box and I kept all my friends names inside. Someone saw it and asked me, “Where’s Yours?” and I realized “Oops! I left yours in my heart.”
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angel4u

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«Reply #11 on: April 29, 2006, 05:20:51 AM »

Tere ishq me hogaya hu deewana O sanam, karta sirf tumse pyar lekin shadi karunga kisi aur se mere yaar...

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes, after that................ who cares? He is a mile away and the shoes are yours...

Once someone sent sms 2 sardar “Bhejnewala mahan padhnewala gadha.” Sardar got angry and replied “Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.”

Dost sahil hai tufano ke liye, dost ek aaina hai armano ke liye, dost ek manzil hai anjano ke liye, dost ek khwhaish hai aap jaise doston ko pane ke liye...

Dil tod diya ab lash bhi dafna dena, kafan na mile to apna dupatta odha dena, koi puchhe rog kya tha to nazrein jhukakar humsafar bewafa tha bata dena...

Ghoda jo khaye wo ghaas ho tum, budhe ka chawanprash ho tum, idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, par jo bhi ho jhakkas ho tum...

Abe O buraike rasgulle, paap ki barfi, bewafai ka laddoo, matlab ki chuski, dhokhebaziki jalebi, badmashi ke pede, jhoothke kaljam, tu bahut sweet hai re...


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bybh

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«Reply #12 on: April 30, 2006, 04:07:35 AM »

Nice collection Angel.... Keep dem comin....


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ashribad4bam

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«Reply #13 on: April 30, 2006, 05:39:48 AM »

are yar pehele se hi dhamal kar diya. thnx for the jokes. good going.


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angel4u

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«Reply #14 on: May 01, 2006, 02:09:28 PM »

Quote from: "bybh"

Nice collection Angel.... Keep dem comin....

thanks dear. here are more from me...


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