Angel's Collection

by angel4u on April 26, 2006, 07:04:49 AM

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angel4u

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«Reply #20475 on: June 07, 2009, 07:20:29 AM »

Santa Was Caught For Speeding And Went Before The Judge.
The Judge: What'll You Take 30 Days Or Rs 3000.
Santa: I Think I'll Take The Money...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20476 on: June 07, 2009, 07:20:42 AM »

Q: Why Santa Is Standing Below The Tube Light With An Open Mouth.

A: Because Doctor Has Advised HiM: 'Aaj Light Khana Hai!!!'


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20477 on: June 07, 2009, 07:21:05 AM »

Teacher: "I Killed A Person" Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense.

Student: The Future Tense Is "U Will Go To Jail"...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20478 on: June 07, 2009, 07:21:23 AM »

PostMan:- I Have To CoMe 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet.

Man:- Why Did U CoMe So Far. Instead U Could Have Posted It...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20479 on: June 07, 2009, 07:21:54 AM »

One Tourist FroM U.S.A. Asked A Man: Any Great Men Born In This Village???

Sardar: No Sir, Only SMall Babies!!!


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20480 on: June 07, 2009, 07:22:29 AM »

Q: How Do You Recognize Santa's Son, Pappu, In School?

A: He Is The One Who Erases The Books When The Teacher Erases The Board...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20481 on: June 07, 2009, 07:22:48 AM »

Santa Saw A Beautiful Gal...
He Went And Proposed Her.
Gal - What Are You Doing?
Santa: Law, 4th SeMester FroM Punjab University...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20482 on: June 07, 2009, 07:23:10 AM »

Santa: My Mother-In-Law Was Bitten By A Mad Dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s Terrible.
Santa: Yes, It Was Sad To Watch The Dog Die In Convulsions...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20483 on: June 07, 2009, 07:23:27 AM »

Har Pal Tu Khushiyon Me Khile,
Mehke Sada Din Raat Tere,
Khudko Kabhi Na Tanha SaMajhna,
Main Hoon Har DaM Saath Tere...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20484 on: June 07, 2009, 07:24:00 AM »

Gazal Sunkar Parshan Ho Gaye Kya,
Kisike Dahen Me TuM Bhi Kho Gaye Kya,
Ye Begani Pehle To Na Thi,
Kaho TuM Bhi Kisike Ho Gaye Kya???


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20485 on: June 07, 2009, 07:24:18 AM »

Unki Chahat Ko Apni Mohabbat Banake Dekh,
Unki Hasi Ko Apne Hothonse Muskurakar Dekh,
Unke Ashkonko Apni Aankhonse Girakar Dekh,
Unki Bechainiyonko Apne DilMebasa Kar Dekh,
Ye Mohabbat Ek Hasin Tohfa Hai Aye Dost,
Kabhi Mohabbat Ko Is Tarah Bhi Nibhakar Dekh...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20486 on: June 07, 2009, 07:24:35 AM »

Kabhi Tujhko Chandni Raatn Mein,
Yaad Aye Jo HuM Barsaton Me,
Nafrat Hi Se Lena NaaM Mera,
Jo ZiQr Mera Ho Baaton Mein...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20487 on: June 07, 2009, 07:25:48 AM »

Uske Honthon Pe Mera NaaM Jab Aya Hoga,
Khudko Ruswai Se Phir Kaise Bachaya Hoga,
Sunke Auron Se Fasana Meri Barbadika,
Kya Usko Apna SitaM Yaad Na Aya Hoga...


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Re: Angel's Collection

«Reply #20488 on: June 07, 2009, 07:26:07 AM »

ChaMan Pe Jo Bhi The Nafiz Usool Uske The,
TaMaaM Kante HaMare Aur Phool Uske The,
Main Ilteja Bhi Karta To Kis Tarah Karta,
Nagar Me Faisle Sabko Kabool Uske The...