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«Reply #30 on: May 08, 2006, 04:26:08 AM »

Tumhari wafase shikayat nahi hai,
Nibhana to koi rivayat nahi hai,
Jahan tak kadam aa sake hai aagaye hai,
Andhere hame aaj raas aa gaye hai,
Chamanse chale hai ye ilzaam lekar,
Bahut ji liye hum tera naam lekar,
Muradon ki manzilse dur aa gaye hai...
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«Reply #31 on: May 08, 2006, 04:28:04 AM »

In the rhythm of life we sometimes find ourselves out of tune,
but as long as there are people like you to provide melody,
The music plays on...
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«Reply #32 on: May 08, 2006, 04:31:07 AM »

One day a monkey looked into mirror and said: Oh my ugly face, fat nose and killed himself.
Promise me you will not look into mirror, coz I don’t wanna lose u. hahahahaha...
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«Reply #33 on: May 08, 2006, 04:32:24 AM »

A sardar lost his donkey but still he was dancing.
Someone asked him why was he dancing?
Sardar: Achha hua main gadhepe nahi baitha tha warna main bhi kho jaata...
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«Reply #34 on: May 08, 2006, 04:34:33 AM »

Aanewala pal janewala hai,
Aanewala pal jaanewala hai,
Jitney ho sake utne sms bhej do,
Ek mahine baad phirse charge aanewala hai...
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«Reply #35 on: May 08, 2006, 04:35:13 AM »

Sardar to another: Oye yar agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota,
Dusra sardar: yaar kuch nahi hame candle light me tv dekhna padta...
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«Reply #36 on: May 08, 2006, 04:36:42 AM »


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«Reply #37 on: May 08, 2006, 04:49:55 AM »

Tapakti hai sharab har gali har maikhanese,
Ek dostisi ho gayi hai sharabke jaamse,
Guzre hai hum kuch aise mukamse,
Ki nafrat is ho gayi hai mohabbat ke naam se...
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Ki thi shuruat ek chotese mazakse
Mazak dard ban jayega malum na tha,
Dekhte the jise hum apne shaukse,
Wo pyar ban jayega malum na tha...
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Santa singh: Doctor I get a heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Doctor: Next time, take off the candle...
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A sardar to dudhwala: ek litre gai ka dudh do.
Dudhwala: Tapeli to dekho kitni chhoti hai,
Sardar: Thik hai, bakri ka de do...
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Is jahanme mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagime mithas na hoti,
Agar milti bewafao ko saza me maut,
To diwano ki kabrein udas na hoti...
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Zaroori nahi ke dosti me baat hoti rahe,
Zaroori nahi ke dosto me mulakat hoti rahe,
Zaroori hai ke dost jahan bhi rahe,
Dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe...
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Kabhi aaye na mere sath chalke,
Hamesha gaye mujhe barbaad karke,
Meri maut pe agar wo ayae to keh dena
Abhi soye hai tumhe yaad karke...
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Tum bhi tanha hum bhi tanha
Din beet gaye yug bit gaye,
Ab to yun lagta hai jaise,
Hum har gaye shikwe jeet gaye,
Phoolse dil the unme jaise tir chubh gaye...
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Har phoolko raatki raani nahi kehte,
Har kisise dilki kahani nahi kehte,
Meri ankhonme namise samajh ja jaana,
Deewane har bat zabani nahi kehte...
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Na chaho itna hame, chahaton se dar lagta hai,
na aao itna karib ke judaise dar lagta hai,
Tumahri wafaon pe bharosa hai,
Magar apne nasibse dar lagta hai...
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Kate nahi katte lamhe intezar ke,
Nazre tikake baithe hai raste par hum yaarke,
Kaun unko niche laya hai falakse utarke???
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Tu dur hai mujhse aur paas bhi hai,
Teri kami ka kahin ehsaas bhi hai,
Dost lakhon hai jahan me mere,
Par tu pyara bhi hai aur khas bhi hai...
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Banke ehsaas meri dhadkan ke paas rehte ho,
Tasveer banke meri aankhonke paas rehte ho,
Aaj puchhna hai ek sawal tumse,
Door hoke kya tum bhi udas rehte ho?
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Yun to hum picha kisika kiya nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi karte,
Yeh dostika rishta sirf aapse hai
Warna itne sms hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...
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Dont love a friend who hurts you,
Dont hurt a friend who loves you.
Sacrifice everything for a friend,
But don’t sacrifice a friend for everything...
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Khushbuki tarah aapke paas bikhar jayenge,
Sukun banker dilme utar jayenge,
Zara mehsoos karne ki koshish to kijiye,
Dur hote hue bhi paas nazar aayenge...
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Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love
Because sun rises in east and sets in west.
But friendship rises in heart and sets after death...
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Aaj palkonse aansu mere rukte nahi,
Gam kya hai mera log samajhte nahi,
Ek bewafako hum dil de baithe
Jo wafake alfazko samajhte nahi...
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If you have reasons for loving someone,
Then you are using your mind,
But if you love someone for no reason
Then you are using your heart,
And that is TRUE LOVE...
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Nayan thi nayan malya ane preet bandhani,
Dil thi dil ni dori sandhani,
Ame to jivta ta saav saral jindagi
Tame malya ane amari pattar thokani...
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Aapki life me mithas ho Cadbury jaisi,
Ronak ho nerolac paint jaisi,
Mahek ho axe jaisi,
Tazgi ho colgate jiasi,
Aur tension free rahe huggies jaise...
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Pyar hai barsose par kabul kaun kare,
Pyar ke shabdoki rajuaat kaun kare,
Baat karne ko hai dono bekarar,
Par baat karne ki shuruaat kaun kare...
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Jab humne unse puchha sapna kya hota hai,
Unhone kaha bandh ankhonme jo apna hota hai,
Khuli aankhonme wohi sapna hota hai...
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Har mulaqat aapse adhuri si rahi,
Har khushime kuch kami si rahi,
Aapka khwab kya dekha maine,
Nind ki aankhonse kuch dushmani si rahi...
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You wanna be the one who cares for someone,
You wanna be the one who dries someone’s tears,
You wanna be the one who calm in fears,
You wanna be the one who helps carry someone’s words,
You wanna be the one who knows someone’s secret,
You wanna be the one who holds someone tight,
You wanna be the one who loves someone.
You wanna be the one who is always in the heart of someone,
You wanna be the one who someone loves,
Now tell me don’t you want to be that one,
Yes I know you wanna be that one,
Then go for that someone so special and
Say them how much you love them...
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«Reply #38 on: May 08, 2006, 04:53:01 AM »

Na mangu sona chandi,
Na mangu hira moti ye mere kis kaam ke,
Deta hai to sms de badle me tub hi sms le,
De dee de de de warna mobile bech de...
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I have a beautiful picture of you in my heart, One day it got broken into millions and billions of pieces and I became very sad. But strange, when I looked at the broken pieces it has created millions and billions of your beautiful images. If I lose 1 everyday it will take billions and perhaps infinite years to lose your entire picture and perhaps not...
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Unse roz milneko dil chahta hai,
Kuch sunne sunaneko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisike manane ka andaz aisa
Ke phir se ruth janeko dil chahta hai...
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Zukeli nazar thi joyu tame amne,
Tamari aa ada kem na game amne,
Ek prashna thay mara manma
Prem ma cho tame ke vahem ma che ame...
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Kuch badli hui takdir nazar aati hai,
Yaadonki bas ek zanjir nazar aati hai,
Padhe to sms kya pade,
Hame to mobile me bhi aapki tasvir nazar aati hai...
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Hasratonki nigah par sakht pehra hai,
Najane kis ummid pe ye dil thehra hai,
Teri chahatonki kasam aye dost,
Meri dosti ka rishta pyar se bhi gehra hai...
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Manake kabhi dilki baat na bataoge,
Par aankhonme jo hai wo kaise chhupaoge,
Waada raha hamara ye jab bhi aankh band karoge,
Hamari tasvir samne paoge...
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Your smile can be compared to flowers,
Your voice can be compared to cuckoo,
Your innocence can be compared to a lad,
But in stupidity,
You’ve no comparison...
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Kal agar main mar bhi jaun
Aye dost mere marne ka gam na karna
Aansu bhina bahana, Mera janaza bhi na uthana,
Sidha upar chale aana,
PARTY karenge...
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Duniya me koi kisike liye kuch nahi karta,
marnewalo ke sath koi nahi marta,
Are marneki baat dur rahi
Yahan to zinda hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta...
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If I get your smile,
I don’t need flowers,
If I get your voice,
I don’t need music,
If you speak to me,
I don’t need anybody.
And if you are mine,
I don’t need the world...
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Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
Dusri ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jab donoke sandal lage to ek jaisa laga...
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Dard gaironko sunaneki kya zaroorat hai,
Apne sath auronko rulaneki kya zaroroat hai,
Wakt yun hi kam hai mohabbat ke liye,
Ruthkar wakt gavaneki kya zaroorat hai...
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Kis dilse teri wafa ki tariff mangu,
Kis mohabbat se teri judaika dard mangu,
Mujhe to dar hai tujhe kho deneka,
Kis khudase tujhe paaneki dua mangu...
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A prayer is not a spare wheel
That you pull out when you are in trouble,
A prayer is a steering wheel
That directs the path throughout your life...
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Phoolki tarah haste raho to hum khush hai,
Dil kholkar jiya karo to hum khush hai,
Yeh nahi kehte ki roz milo,
Bas roz yaad kar liya karo, hum khush hai...
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Kash hum aapke mobile hote,
Har wakt aapke dilke paas to rehte,
Ek zarasi beepse aap hame chhu to lete,
Jab bhi dil chahta vibrate hoke
Apki dhadkanoko chum to lete...
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Q: What did gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything...
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Ye tanhaiya aapne hasil ki hai apne hi hathonse,
Warna aapki khatir jaan denewalo ki kami nahi...
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Jis shaam dilme tumahri yaad na aaye,
Khuda kare wo shaam na aaye,
Aye janewafa ye mumkin hi nahi,
Ke list banaun pagalonki aur usme tera naam na aaye...
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Yaad aati hai to zara kho jaate hai,
Aansu aankhonme utar aaye to zara ro jaate hai,
Nind to nahi aati aankhonme lekin,
Aap khwabon me aaoge yehi sochkar so jaate hai...
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To hear what is unspoken
To see what is unseen
To tell without even touching
Is the miracle called LOVE...
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Don’t miss me,
It’ll bring tears in ur eyes,
Don’t forget me
It’ll bring tears in my eyes.
Then you are thinking what should I do?
I’ll say keep smiling,
It will keep me too...
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Close your eyes,
Relax your body and
Stop breathing as long as you can,
Now BREATHE...
I MISS YOU AS MUCH AS YOU MISSED THE AIR...
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Please come out of the room so the sun can rise,
Flowers can blossom,
Birds can sing,
Because all are waiting
To see your beautiful
S*M*I*L*E*.
GOOD MORNING...
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The world is round,
We will meet again,
When we meet
I will ask you, "how are you"
Hope you will not ask "Who are you?"
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Rich people travel in cars,
Poor people travel in carts,
But people like you travel in hearts...
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The greatest challenge of being a friend is
Not just listening when words are spoken,
But hearing and feeling
Even when there is nothing but silence...
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Na wo ikrar karti hai
Na wo inkar karti hai,
Kambakht mere hi sapno me aakar
Mere dostse pyar karti hai...
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Life was lonely,
No one was there,
I was missing a good friend,
Then.... guess what?
You came in my life and I thought
GOD CAN'T SEE ME HAPPY...
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Wo pyar jo hakeekat me pyar hota hai,
Zindagi me ek baar hota hai,
Nigahonke milte milte dil mil jaye
Ye ittefaq sirf ek baar hota hai...
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Chup rehte hai ke koi khata na ho jaye,
Humse koi ruswa na ho jaye,
Badi muddatonse koi apna bana hai
Milne se pehle hi juda na ho jaye...
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People say that relations are made in heaven
But they break up on earth called hell.
But I got a friend in hell who made my life heaven...
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Be optic (HEART)
Be dynamic in (THOUGHT)
Be static in (MIND)
Be electric in (CHARACTER)
Then you’ll be (MAGNETIC) everywhere,
Just like ME...
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Ustad shagird se "Achha beta Hamid zara batao to gadhe ke sar se seeng kaise gayab ho gaye?
Hamid: "Janab iska jawab to aap hi behtar de sakte hai"...
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Hasike raste pe chala karo,
Khushiyonki mahek liya karo,
Pyar se dilonko chhua karo,
Jahan tumhe gam nazar aye,
Is number pe call kiya karo...
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My prescription for you today:
A cute little smile for breakfast,
More laughs for lunch and
Lots of happiness for dinner.
My fee an SMS whenever you think about me...
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Dreams are to be forgotten,
Reality is to be lived,
Desires are to be fulfilled and
Destinys to be reached,
Where it begun where it will end,
Friends from the start friends till the end...
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Feel good when someone misses you,
Better when someone loves you,


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«Reply #39 on: May 08, 2006, 04:54:34 AM »

Feel good when someone misses you,
Better when someone loves you,
But it feels best when someone never forgets you,
So you can feel the best now...
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I decided to send you cutest and sweetest gift of the world
But the postman shouted at me saying....
GET OUT OF THE POSTBOX...
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Milna door hamara hai,
Bus sms ek sahara hai,
Agar sms padhkar ring nahi ki
To kaisa pyar tumhara hai...
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Nazarne nazarko nazar milate dekha,
Jab nazar mil gayi to
Nazar ne nazar ko nazar churate hue dekha...
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Don’t find love,
Let love find you,
That’s why it is called falling in love,
Because you don’t force yourself to fall,
You just fall and there will be someone to catch you...
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Sataoge humko, Rulaoge humko,
Magar kis tarah bhula paoge humko,
Khuda jane kya hoga tumhara,
Jab gaironki bahonme paoge humko...
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Duniya me jine ki chahat na hoti
Agar khudane mohabbat banayi na hoti,
Log marneki arzu na karte
Agar mohabbatme bewafai na hoti...
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Hum tere dilme rahenge sms bankar,
Tere dilpe khilenge ringtone bankar,
Kabhi apne dilse juda mat samajhna,
Hum tere dilke sath challenge network bankar...
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Haqiqat mohabbat ki judai hoti hai,
Kabhi kabhi pyar me bewafai hoti hai,
Hamari taraf hath badhakar dekho
Dostime kitni sachai hoti hai...
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Do dilonki dastan use kahan kubul thi,
Meri wafayein kasme wade uske liye fizul thi,
Koi aas nahi baki lekin bata do itna maine chaha use,
Kya ye meri bhool thi???
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Tanhaiyonme unko yaad karte hai,
Wo salamat rahe yehi dua karte hai,
Hum unki mohabbat ka intezar karte hai,
Unko kya pata hum unse kitna pyar karte hai...
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If you want to be a winner in life
And want to become a great person,
Listen to what women say and do the opposite...
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Manmohansingh ki priority:
1) all sardar jokes will be banned.
2) 12 nahi bajenge 11 ke baad 1 bajega.
3) Bolo tara ra ra will be the national anthem...
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Never love your best friend like a flower
Becuase flower dies after a season,
Love ur best friend like a river
Coz it flows forever without any reason...
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A loving smile and heart of gold,
You are the dearest person this world can hold though life departs,
You’ll be forever in my heart...
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Jale ko aag kehte hai,
Bujhe ko khak kehte hai,
Cobra ko naag kehte hai,
Garden ko bag kehte hai,
Aapme jo chiz missing hai,
Usiko to dimag kehte hai...
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Life brings ‘kabhi khushi kabhi gam’.
How long it lasts ‘Na tum jano na hum’
But always ‘hum saath saath hai’.
Who knows ‘kal ho na ho’ and
Always remember ‘Main hoon na’...
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Socha tha na honge kabhi zindagi me ruswa,
Magar pyarki ruswai tabah kar gayi,
Gaye the mehfil me gham bhulane
Wahan bhi tanhai apna farz ada kar gayi...
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Friends are like shoes,
Some loose some tight,
And some fit just right.
They help us walk through life.
Thanks for being of my SIZE...
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Mushkilonse ghabra ke ab jina nahi chahte,
Dur tumse hoke ab rehna nahi chahte,
Yun to dost bahut bane is zindagime
Par tujh jaise dost ko khona nahi chahte...
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Behind every successful woman
There is satisfied man,
But behind a satisfied women
There is an exhausted man...
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Our dosti is like a crossed cheque of Rs.happy
Which we both have.
When you feel upset and alone
Withdraw it from my account. When you are too happy
Deposit in my account...
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Isn’t it sad that when you have so much pain in your heart and you want to talk,
The only person who can stop u from crying is exactly the same person who made you cry?
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Zindagi me hamehsa naye log milenge
Kahin zyada to kahi kam milenge,
Aitbaar zara sochkar karna
Mumkin nahi har jagah tumhe hum milenge...
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Do you remember the way we traveled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
You put your face out,
Then people started shouting
"TWINS, TWINS" LOL...
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Na sathi hai koi na humsafar hai koi,
Na hum kisike na hamara hai koi,
Par aapko dekhkar keh sakte hai
Ke dost hamara hai koi...
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Determination is the wake up call to the human will.. good morning...
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To love and care for someone is one thing,
To be loved and cared by someone is something.
But to be loved and cared by someone whom you love and care is everything...
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Kashti gayi, kinara gaya,
Tute hue dilonka sahara gaya,
Koi puche ke main kahan gaya
To keh dena kisi bewafake pyar me mara gaya...
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Tum itrate bahut ho, Dilko behlate bahut ho,
Sochta hoon tumhe lunch par le jaun,
Par kya karun zalim tum khate bahut ho...
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A tailor ran away with people’s clothes,
Some complained about their pant piece and shirt piece or suit piece
But anxious sardar: mera to naap le kar bhag gaya...
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Dilki hasrat zuban par anae lagi,
Tumhe dekhkar zindagi muskurane lagi,
Ye ishqki inteha thi ya meri deewangi,
Har surat me surat teri nazar aane lagi...
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«Reply #40 on: May 08, 2006, 06:58:58 AM »

Mere mobileka accident hogaya hai
Aur DR.NOKIA ne kaha hai ke
Bahut sare sms ki bottle chadani padegi
So please donate more sms its URGENT coz its in ICU...

Why couldn’t shankarji and parvatiji learn computers?
Cuz ganpati ji ran away with the mouse...

Jabse tumhe jana hai, jabse tumhe paya hai,
Meri har duame sirf tumhara naam samaya hai,
Taki puchun khudase ki
Ki yeh kaunsa janwar banaya hai...

Hothonpe aate ho baat bankar, dilme aate ho yaad bankar,
Aankhonme aate ho sapna bankar,
Ho sake to hamesha meri zindagi me rehna sache dost bankar...

Wo aftab jise dekhke hum kabhi tumhe yaad kiya karte the,
Aaj use dekhke dard piya karte hai,
Wakt asia bhi ayega malum na tha
Hasne par bhi apne aap hi ro liya karte hai...

Jiski talash hai usko pata hi nahi,
Hamari chahat ko usne samjha hi nahi,
Hum puchhte rahe ki kya humse pyar hai
Wo kehte rahe ki unhe pata hi nahi...

Dardko na dekhiye dardse,
Dardko bhi dard hota hai,
Dardko bhi zaroorat hai pyarki
Akhir pyar me dard hi to humdard hota hai...

Mornings get sweeter when you think of people who make your heart smile.. good morning...

Khudaki ibadat me jab bhi ye haath uthaye,
Yehi dua mangi ki har khushi tumhe mil jaye,
Meri zindagise tum jiyo
Tumhari mautse hum mar jaye...

Exam shuru hote hi matamka sama shuru hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dil aur dimag ka dahi hota hai,
Pense likh nahi pate paperko
Yeh fasana to marksheet me bayan hota hai...

Someone remembers someone cares,
Your name is whispered in somebody’s prayers.
Keep the beautiful feeling of love in view,
Someone is always thinking of you...

Har apneko humne ruthte dekha hai,
Har sapneko tutte dekha hai,
Kya dastan kahe aur kisse kahe?
Hamne apni kashti ko sahilpe dubte dekha hai...

Do kadam chalke chod gaye to kya hua,
Dil tod diya tumne to kya hua,
Bus ab itna ehsan humpe zaroor karna
jhukao jab kabhi sajdeme apna sar,
Hamare mautki dua zaroor karna...

Smart man + smart nari = flirting jari,
Bewakuf man + smart nari = jeb khali,
Smart man + bewakuf nari = magaj mari.
Bewakuf man + bewakuf nari = shadi...

Wada to kar lete hai nibhana bhul jate hai,
Lagakar aag sine me bujhana bhul jate hai,
Bhulna to aadat ho gayi logonki rulate hai,
Aur phir manana bhul jaate hai...

Ruthneka haq aap rakhte hai to mananeki chahat hum rakhte hai,
aapke hothonpe muskurahat bani rahe
hamesha yehi dua rabse hum roz kiya karte hai...

Is dilko teri yaadonse aabad na karte,
Agar malum hota tu patthar hai
To dil tutneki fariyad na karte...

Kabhi jazbaat to kabhi yadonko dafan kiya karte hai,
Kabhi aansu to kabhi dard piya karte hia,
Mohtaj to nahi hum aapke phir bhi
Aapke sms ki aaneka intezar karte hai...

Minute by minute day departs,
Day by day week departs,
Week by week month departs,
But my bonding with you never departs
Have a nice day...

You have got lots of friends
and you won't even notice my absence
But if someday you find no one,
Remember I m just around you...

Aaj socha ke jawab kya bhejun,
Aap jaise logonko khitab kya bhejun,
koi aur phool ho to mujhe malum nahi
Jo khud gulab ho use gulab kya bhejun...

Sardar: Oye main kal English film di cassette leke gaya tha wo kharab hai kuch dikhayi nahi padta.
Cassette wala: Kya naam hai filmka?
Sardar: Headcleaner...

Usko chaha bhi to izhar karna na aaya,
Kat gayi umar sari hame pyar karna na aaya,
Usne mangi bhi to judai mangi aur
Hame inkar karna bhi na aaya...

Humans fall in love,
That’s normal
Cows eat grass
That’s ok,
But when monkeys press MOBILE keys..
INCREDIBLE!!!
Still pressing....
UNBELIEVABLE...

Sweet,
sweet,
cute,
adorable,
one in a million,
crazy,
stunning,
healthy,
smart,
good looking,
fit..
ENOUGH
about
ME..
how are you?

Only once in a life u’ll meet someone with whom you can spend ur lifetime,
You can share ur happiness & sorrows.
Till then enjoy with the wrong ones...

Dilka rishta hai hamara,
Dilke koneme hai naam tumhara,
Har yaad me hai chehra tumhara,
Sath nahi to kya hua,
Zindagi bhar dosti nibhaneka wada hai hamara...

Friends are not game to play,
Friends are not just word to say,
Friends do not start in march and end in may,
Friends mean tomorrow, yesterday and today...

If kiss is a book,
I will give you a library,
If hug is a sim,
I give you talktime,
If love is a bike,
I give you petrol,
If friendship is life,
I give you myself...

Marriage is like going to a restaurant,
You order ur choice from the menu,
And then look at the neighbouring table
And wish you’d ordered THAT...

Law of conservation of LOVE:
Like energy love also can neither be created nor be destroyed,
It can only be transferred from one girlfriend to another...

Ishqme dilka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
Humse tuta hua shisha dekha nahi jaata,
Apne hisseke sare sms tujhe de dun,
Mujhse tera kangal message box dekha nahi jaata...

Why was sardarji writing exam near the door,

Because it was an entrance exam...

Ek mulakat anjan hoti hai,
Anjan se hi pehchan hoti hai,
Jahan dekho wahan ishqke bimar baithe hai,
Hazaro mar chuke hai lekin sekdo taiyar baithe hai...

This sms is strictly meant for smart and cute readers only.
However since you received it,
There must be a technical error for which the sender deeply apologizes...

I knocked at heaven’s door.
God said "What can I do for you?"
"Favour", I said, "Please love, protect and bless the one reading this message."
He smiled and replied "Granted"...

Friends card-Entitled u to unlimited visits to my heart and my mind 24 hours, 365 days.
COMPLEMENTARY: Love & care valid upto my death...

Chandko gurur hai ke uske paas noor hai,
To kya, mujhe bhi gurur hai ke mera dost langur hai..he he he he...

God answers prayers in 3 ways:
He says yes & give u what you want.
He says no and gives u something better.
He says wait and gives u the BEST.
So he’ll answer 2 ur prayers very soon...

Namaskar main aisa msg hoon
Jise murkh log dusro ko forward karte hai,
Gadhe delete kar dete hai aur
Pagal store kar lete hai.
(Now think you are you?)

Is matlabki duniyame kaun kiska hota hai?
SMS bhi wahi karta hai jiska free hota hai,
magar ye baat sabko pata hai ke
Kanjuso ko free bhi mahenga lagta hai...

Last night I had a dream.
I was walking along the beach with God.
I asked him "Why I have a friend like YOU?"
So God replied, "SAB PICHLE JANAM KE PAAP HAI."

Gujju husband on marriage anniversary: Darling tu mari jaan che.
WIFE: ane tame? Husband: Hun taro var. Wife: Etle tame jaanvar?

I want to share everything with you.
Your joys,
Your sadness,
Your happy moments,
Every single second of the day,
Lets start with your bank account...


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«Reply #41 on: May 08, 2006, 07:16:37 AM »

Wo dil kya jo milneki dua na kare, tujhe bhulkar jiyun khuda na kare, rahegi teri dosti meri zindagi bankar, ye baat aur hai agar zindagi wafa na kare...


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«Reply #42 on: May 08, 2006, 07:17:15 AM »

Tu kahin bhi rahe, tere sar par ilzam to hai, tere hathonki lakiron me mera naam to hai, tu mujhko apna bana ya na bana, tu zamaneme emre naamse badnaam to hai...


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«Reply #43 on: May 08, 2006, 07:17:43 AM »

I love you. Do you love me? Really I love you. Not kidding. Really plz tell me that you also love me plz. I wanna marry you. AISA LADKE MUJHE KEHTE HAI...


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«Reply #44 on: May 08, 2006, 07:18:22 AM »

You may have someone in ur mind,
someone in ur heart,
someone in ur dreams,
someone in ur life but
I m ur someone when
you have no one as good friend...


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