answering machine

Pick one for yourselves and let me know which one you preferred.

Here are five funny phone answering machine messages:

1. Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me
a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

2. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right
now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up
and down, and I like doing it
>left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done
brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.

3. Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I've already sent the
money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid
institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe
me money. If you are a female, don't worry I have plenty of money.

4. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent.
Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

And the best of all.....

5. (Sexy female voice with heavy panting).. Hi, you've reached 555-3456.
John is in... (sigh) Oh no, he's out... (aah) Yes, he's in again...(ooh) No
he's out... (aah) Why don't you just leave your name and number and he'll
call you as soon as he... comes.