banta rocks.................!!!

Banta was bragging to his boss one day,
" You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and
I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff,
"OK, Banta how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Banta and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Banta! Great to see you!
You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Although impressed, Banta's boss is still skeptical. After they leave
Cruise's
house, he tells Banta that he thinks Banta knowing Cruise was just
lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Banta says. "President Bush,"
his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Banta says, "I! Know him, let's fly out
to Washington."

At the White House, Bush spots Banta on the tour and motions
him and  his boss over, saying,  "Banta, what a surprise, I was just on
my way to a meeting, but you and  your friend come on in and have a cup
of coffee first."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House, he expresses his
doubts to Banta, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Banta. "My folks are from Poland, and I have known
the Pope a long time."  So they fly to Rome. Banta and his boss are
assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Banta says,
"This will never work. I cannot catch the Pope's eye among all these people.
Tell you what, I
know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I will come out!
on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward
the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Banta emerges with the
Pope on the balcony.
But by the time Banta returns, he finds that his boss has had a
heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.   Working his way to his
boss's side, Banta asks him, "What happened?"  His boss looks up and
says," I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony
and the man next to me said,

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Who is that on the balcony with Banta?"