before marriage....

An American woman of 37 wanted to get married, but she was only willing
to
marry a man if he has never been with a woman.  After several
unsuccessful
years of searching, she decided to take out a personal ad.  She ended
up
corresponding with a man who had lived his entire life in the
Australian
Outback.  They ended up getting married. On their wedding night, she
went
into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities.  When she returned to
the
bedroom, she found her new husband standing in the middle of the room,
naked...and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" sheasked.
"I've never been with a woman" he said, "but if it's anything like
screwing
a kangaroo... I'm gonna need all the room I can get"