Bhai Ka Area.

by Amit Janglan on September 06, 2004, 04:32:16 AM
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HOW WOULD A MUMBAI TAPORI GIVE AN ADVT.IN MATRIMONIAL COLUMN FOR A SUITABLE GIRL
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Apun Pakya!!! Umar 30 saal,
wajan 80 killo aur
5 1/ 2 phoot height kya,
poora kasrat body !!!
......abhi wo bole to,
kya hai na apun ko bhi life me
settle hone ka maangta,
isiliye yeah adverteezment apun
paper me chaap riye la hai...
Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai,
bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar
kya hai naa baap,
apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!!
Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah me bolati hai woh bhi
izzat se!
Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai...
buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon
nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se
jaasti chada leta hai...
Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai...
Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam
patakha...
thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga
kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye
saala apun ko % log ka hath pair jodna padta hai..
Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik
dam sudhar jaayinga iman se...
apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori
banayinga...
bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi
bohat kuch...
Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line
nahi denga...
Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me
koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai..
han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya!
Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja
dalenga.
Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka
kya!

Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420,
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.
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nishita
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«Reply #1 on: September 07, 2004, 06:00:28 AM »
sahi bola
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nishita
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«Reply #2 on: September 07, 2004, 12:22:34 PM »
Resume of pakiya..

RESUME

#Name: Pakya Bhai Supariwala

#Objective: To obtain a challenging position as a Crime

Implementation Analyst (CIA)

#Education:

MS (Criminal Sciences)

Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful(VPISU), August 1996.

#Thesis: 'On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts'

BS (Crime Technology)

Tihar Jail, India, August 1994

#Coursework:

Cop Psychology,

Plastic Explosives Technology,

Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory,

International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking,

Object Oriented Crime Design

#Work Experience:

Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990 - Aug 1991

* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project

* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange,

strawberry and mint flavors (Patent # 007, 13, 666)

#Summer Internship:

Osama and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June 1987 - July 1990

* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings

* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta collections

#Honors:

* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)

* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter

#References:

* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi

* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty, Tihar Jail, New Delhi

* Dr. Osama Binladen, Overseas Projects Manager, Dubai
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Pooja
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«Reply #3 on: September 07, 2004, 02:41:31 PM »
nice Amit and Nishita
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