Bhayaji In Bombay

Ek bhayaji naya naya (first time) Bombay aaya, to uske jaannewalo ne use kaha ki bhai Bombay mein sambhal ke rehna warna yahan ke log aap ko bewakuf banadege. To usme kaha are bhai hum bade hoshiyaar hai. Aur ek roj akela ghumne nikal pada aur pahocha Gateway of India, aur wahan usne dekhi Taj Mahal Hotel, bus kiya tha ke woh ginne laga floor. Aur phir kuch is tarah se huva.

Bhaiya ji Taj Mahal ke floor gin rahe the. Aur kisi ne aake piche se ek tapli (sar me marna) mari aur kaha "Kiya kar raha hai bey"
Bhaiya ji - kuch nahi sirf mala (floor) gin raha hoon.
Bombayya: Tere ko maloom yahan par law hai ki ek mala ginne pe das rupya dena padta hai, chal bata kitna mala gina?
Bhaiya ji - sirf 10
Bombayya - Chal jaldi se 100 rupya nikal warna…….
Bhaiya ji 100 rupya dekar chale jata hai aur ghar jakar apne rishtedaro se kehta hai "aaj to humne bombaywale ko ullu banaya gina 15 mala aur 10 male ka paisa deke aaya"

Mala = Floor

Thanks,

Thank you Pandey ji