Bhikhari Jokes

Ek bhikhari doosre se : kya yaar!! poora din beet jaata hai, saala itni bhi bheekh nahi milti ki ek pizza hi order kar saken! lagta hai log samajh gaye hain ki ye log bheekh maangne ke saath chori bhi karte hain!

Doosra bhikhari: haan yaar! ab to bhookha rahne ki aadat daalni hogi ya phir jagah hi badal den!

Pehla : Abe dhakkan ke! jab bhi bolega tu manhoos hi bolega! Mere paas ek idea hai!!

Doosra: kya?

Pehla: Main tere mohalle me bheekh maang leta hun tu mere mohalle me, lekin!

Doosra: Ab ye lekin kya?

Pehla: Chori apne apne mohalle me hi karenge!

Doosra: Abe kya yaar, kya hai ye! kya khopdi hai tu, aisa kaeku bola?

Pehla: Abe! main jab bhi pakda jaata hun tera hi naam lagata hun?

Doosra: Abe bhootni ke! Jab tu mera hi naam lagata hai to tere hi mohalle me mujhe bheekh kaun dega?

Pehla: Uski fikar mat kar, abhi main bol dunga apne mohalle me ki ye bhikhari ban gaya hai?

Doosra: Abe! jab teri baat itni maante hain tere mohalle waale to tu wahan se Sabhasad/Parshad ka election kyun nahi ladta?

Pehla: Abe! apun ka bhi koi standard hai, apun bhikhari hai bhikhari, koi naali saaf karaane waala uthaai gira nahi!!